#mostly nonsense

[leftoverghosts]

during these fucked up times, i really wish we were at the restaurant.

[nuraismydoll]

I'm so bored that I revisit my childhood joke rap song, not by me but a Minecraft YouTuber named Rianiayan

Gosokin pala tuyul

Menari di kuburan

Menampol orang

Kerasukan

Berburu kuyang

Menyantet orang

Nyanyi bareng Thanos

Grebek kuntil anak lagi arisan

Membuat sesajen

Membersihkan meja

[anti-bkg]

So, I’m catching back up on the anime and every B*ku scene is just making me scoff, annoyed. Heck Monoma’s scenes are way more bareable and he’s ‘supposed’ to be a ‘menace’/‘annoyance’.

And dear god, just the start of 05x09 is making me sigh heavily.

B*ku calling them ‘underlings’ and not even telling his team a proper plan? I’ve always known he can’t really work as a team, but this is just showing it. And the whole ‘saving’ Jiro bit? Everyone just reads into way too much, he only did that so he could get his ‘perfect’ boring victory.

I would have liked this match way more if Sato, Sero & Jiro had more than a single impressive moment (and the captures, but they barely count) (tho Sero’s inner dialogue about Setsuna’s quirk was nice and I’m glad it was him over B*ku)

Another thing, just how the hell did/does B*ku do so much of that ‘flying’ nonsense without any stored sweat? Unless that costume is gross and sweaty as f it makes no sense.

Also, learn to take a damn compliment asshat, even if you didn’t want Izuku’s, at least take All Might’s.

(I am also glad to see that the 4th match didn’t get stretched out over multiple episodes to give B*ku unwarranted screen time & I do read the manga so I expected this nonsense anyways)

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Oooo 05x10 started with AfO in Tartarus? Nice.

Nana! ❤️

Also I absolutely love that the animators are keeping the white pupils for Izu, looks good.

Black Whip’s reveal was... underwhelming? (And the soundtrack just didn’t fit well?)

I was expecting it to be more dramatic like the trailer showed, and idk the colour doesn’t seem... right?

Uraraka’s shout to Shinsho has the perfect amount of panic & worry, so that’s good

The first talk with Banjo? Loved it (and yeah the mist around Banjo would have fit Black Whip’s colour way more than the lime green they went with)

Everything was pretty loyal to the manga (tho, is Aizawa’s hair more spiky? Maybe they wanted to show that he rushed? Looked odd tho...

OVERALL, good.

[whisperlullaby]

Anyone want me to post actual content 😂 I have a few things I'm mostly done with.

[ryanlewisandclark]

All fucks currently in development are reserved for those struggling to be more human at this time. We are currently unable to fulfill your fuck request. Please inquire again in Two to Three Business Years.

Regards,

-Management

[eyeofnewtblog]

Things that happen at work:

The water cooler gives out. In a normal office, we would grin and bear the terrible taste that is our city tap water, and wait for someone to come fix it.

But we have mechanics, who are genuinely upset about this. (Both of my work children used the MF bomb, so that was an interesting blitz on my end)

But anyway, everyone is upset, the mechanics know the vendor for the water cooler but not the phone number (apparently it’s the same guys who stock the vending machine, and hey, There’s A Sticker With Their Phone Number On The Fucking Vending Machine)

So I call a man to tell me how to make other men stop freaking out. (They are legitimately panicked about having to drink horrible tap water in order to not pass out from dehydration)

What does the man on the phone tell me?

He tells me to pop the top off the water cooler and press the dime sized button.

After this is done, I go back and inform everyone that the issue is resolved.

Work Child 1: THANK YOU!!!

Me: Honey, another man took five minutes out of his day to tell me what to do, it’s really not that impressive.

Work child 1: Well, not when you phrase it like that.

[captainsassmanes]

Driving into work this morning: But if Alex isn’t an alien, how are they cosmic?

[ialwayscomewhenyoucall]

Green

IronWidow (Natasha x Tony)

~600 words

“Nice tie.”

Tony looks down at his tie, then smirks at Natasha. “Hey, don’t knock the tie, it’s silk. Besides, Legolas likes it. Seemed rather envious, actually.”

Shaking her head, she says, “Only Clint would be jealous of a Hulk tie.”

“Gotta wear green on St. Patrick’s Day. I wouldn’t want to get pinched.” He looks her up and down. “Speaking of…”

“Don’t even think about it,” she warns. She reaches under the collar of her black sweater and pulls out a fine gold chain with a small emerald shamrock hanging at the end.

Tony quirks an eyebrow. “A necklace? You do know that can be used against you in a fight, don’t you?”

Her voice dry, she says, “It’s a party, Tony. Are you expecting Doombots to storm the Tower?”

“Hardly. But there’s only one of me, you know, and practically everyone here wants a piece. Have you seen the way Steve looks at me? And Clint? And Bucky? And...well,” he chuckles, “I’m not going to list everyone, you get the idea. So you see, you might have to fight someone to take me home tonight.”

“Oh, Tony,” she says, sliding past him to take a seat at the bar. “If only you could give me half the love you have for yourself.” She looks at him over her shoulder, then adds, “On second thought, I’m not sure I could handle that much.”

He slips up behind her, snaking an arm around her waist. “I’m hurt,” he murmurs into her ear. “You think I love me more than I love you?”

He’s in fine form tonight, she thinks to herself, holding back a smile. “Have you met your ego? Honestly, some days I wonder how you fit it in your suit.”

With his lips so close to her ear she can feel the vibrations, he says, “You already used that line, Tash. But it wasn’t about my ego.”

Natasha turns so he can see her raised eyebrow, her slight smile. “You’re misremembering who used that line, Tony. Should I have JARVIS play the recording? We were sitting right here, I’m sure there’s at least audio.” His face pales slightly when she adds, “I’ll bet the others would like to hear it, too. Who did you say wants a piece of you again? Clint and Bucky look like they’d like some company over there, or maybe Steve and Sam? Bruce looks bored, I’ll bet your antics would cheer him up a bit, or, oh look, Thor’s here–”

“Alright, alright! Enough! You win.”

She smiles and taps the tip of his nose with her finger. “There, that wasn’t so…” Her eyes flick down below his waist for a fraction of a second, then back to meet his gaze. “...hard. Was it?”

He groans softly. “You act so proper, but you’re such a fucking tease.”

“Play your cards right and you might get lucky tonight.” She raises an eyebrow.

Taking her hand, he pulls it to his lips and brushes his lips across her knuckles. “My lady.” He slips an arm around her waist and pulls her off the barstool. He keeps his hand on the small of her back as they walk across the room to join the others.

Just before they reach the sofa she murmurs, “Thank you for the necklace.”

Tony kisses the top of her head. “I knew you didn’t have anything green, and I didn’t want anyone to try to pinch you. Like you said, it’s a party. I thought it would be best to avoid any fights.”

She stops, looks up at him. “But I like fights.”

He’s taken aback until she giggles. “Tell you what,” he murmurs into her hair. “We’ll go to the gym tomorrow and you can beat up all the boys.”

Natasha smiles, turning her face up for a kiss. “Best boyfriend ever.”

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My first fill for @natasharomanovbingo!!

Square filled: Natasha/Tony