Valentino: I can show you things you've never seen before~
Vaggie, sarcastically: oh really? like what?
Valentino, grinning: the top of the fridge
Vaggie: you motherfucker-
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Valentino: I can show you things you've never seen before~
Vaggie, sarcastically: oh really? like what?
Valentino, grinning: the top of the fridge
Vaggie: you motherfucker-
vaggie x val going on a poorly executed disability metaphor movie adventure but at least it looks cool and the mermaids are fuckable
Happy moths for the soul :3
vaggie after a break up got drunk at a party and tried to hit on val in a dress because 'BIG MOTH MOMMY"
thats it thats the post
Cuddlebugs for the morale🦋✨
I believe in the Valerie supremacy 🫡
to the drunk vaggie hit on val by mistake post
my wip/idea list but we're striving further from god or any resemblance of canon with each line:
for the sake of clarity: "double moth" - familiar relationship betwiin val&vags (thus double moth); "moth4moth" - qpr/romantic relationship (lets be honest im aro everything turns out qpr in the end)
"metamorphosis of impure" aka Vaggie's Not Fun Very Horrible Hell Vacation (technically double moth, kinda frozen rn because i have moth4moth brainrot since september)
"radiosickness" (valastor, rip this fic lmao)
"after breakup vags goes clubbing and mistakes val for a girl" aka big moth mommy au aka mistaken identity au (moth4moth)
the "uncle val" cinematic universe overarching throughout few different scenarios (double moth, mostly a collection of random scenes tbh) (ive been writing the homebrew "elves but they are moth people" for my dnd campaign years before hh came out IM MOTH BIASED OKAY)
the redemption is a scam/lucifer is a mastermind villain/charlie is a porcelain doll stuffed with meat au (ill never write it but the au deserves a honorary mention)
charlie having a flashback (one shot, really heavy, REALLY HEAVY, compacted childhood trauma, i want to write this one but fuck its hard and i probably wont, the doll charlie au, what actually started it tbh)
"vaggie gets traded to val for one night to get angel more time off work because we need close to canon reason to force them to interact" aka Vaggie Trade au version 1: the portrait (not even moth4moth, this is gen)
vaggie trade au version 2: uncle knows best (double moth, val's bluffing, charlie doesnt know they are related)
vaggie trade au version 3: shes forced to file his taxes in this one (could be merged with the other version, im sitting on the idea)
vaggie trade au version 4 (theres too many i even made a very broken choose your own adventure game): cnc (moth4moth eventually? self gaslighing, on the brighter side vags get fries)
the dracula/vampire hunter au (humour/valestial)
the detective au (moth4moth, im hyped for this one ngl, I HAVE IT OUTLINED)
(vaggie big naturals for attention)