#the comedy potential

[weskerssunglasses]

re: past chrisker and zeno psychological torture nexus

i imagine them being like

zeno, terrified: if i let the fascade of someone powerful and in control slip i am Dead

chris: *actively james sunderlanding it*

THATS EXACTLY IT. I think it would be infinitely funnier if Zeno doesn’t have Wesker’s memories, so he’s only kind of aware of Wesker and Chris’ beef, and none of the situationship stuff. He’s just like “what’s your fucking problem?” while Chris is visibly sweating. Bonus points if post RE9, Zeno becomes a BSAA asset and Chris is stuck working with him/being his handler—going on missions with a stoic, kind of mean blond with an ego issue hits a little too close to home 💀

[hacash]

God I’ve never asked you for anything this much pleasepleasepleaseplease

[shuorshuilian]

I think it would be super funny if grandpa Ralphs nemesis Diane ends up somehow involved with Ex Libris.

Just imagine Ralph very agressively preparing for an event (once he knows about the keys) to act as a distraction while the others try to steal a key from her.

Lots of shouting a la I knew she couldn't be trusted

[velvet-dollhouse]

vaggie after a break up got drunk at a party and tried to hit on val in a dress because 'BIG MOTH MOMMY"

thats it thats the post

bonus points if it doesnt even lead anywhere

she just gets sick and hes holding her hair in the bathroom while laughing that "yeah girl, happens to the best of us"

like

imagine it from val's perspective hes dolled up, with a drink, having fun when this 5ft tall lesbian moth "confidently" comes to him with the awe struck eyes, opens her mouth to say something and the only thing she manages is "mommy"

thats a new one

i too would be amused and laugh while holding her hair while she puke

[searchingforglendowerwithleah]

BOTTLE EPISODE OF THE 118 STUCK AT THE FIREHOUSE BORED AF (like the quietest of quiet days ever) THAT RANDOMLY CUTS TO BUCK AND EDDIES ROAD TRIP ADVENTURE AND IT KEEPS GOING TERRIBLY WRONG

Like it starts off as comedic mishaps (ONE BED PLEASE) and then details into a nde kinda vibe.

AND THE 118 HAVE TO GO SAVE THEM PLEASE I BEGGGGGGHH

[awgi]

I've seen some Hancock/The Ghoul fanart floating around as of late and it's so good so choice but I've seen no art with The Ghoul and Raul Tejada and I can no longer allow this fandom to sleep on my emotional support geriatric. Once I'm done with my finals it's over for you fools.

[encircledincolour]

Okay but for season 2 I need to see the ghost boys briefly get human bodies again, like did Edwin ever get to eat good food while he was alive? Edwardian boarding school food must have been rancid...

[noirspalison]

this and in sanctuary when angel was like "this isnt about buffy" to faith like these ppl love being wrong in some way..

truly imagine saying that to the woman who’s every action and thought is in some way motivated by Buffy Summers… peak comedy …