just me simply wow

♥ hi babes, Vel's here ♥ part of a system, fully an adult ♥ this is place to share my projects and quote the bitches I share this body with ♥ endos dni ♥ xoxo babes ♥

[telepathylove]

it would be awesomesauce to unbuckle my belt with the purpose of putting my dick in someone's mouth. but all i got is this stupid coochie

[valastorweekofficial]

VALASTOR WEEK 2025: October 19h - October 25th

Day 1: Blind date/Meeting the in-laws Day 2: Keeping secrets/Open wounds Day 3: Presents/Holidays Day 4: Nightmares/Quiet morning Day 5: Roommates/Roadtrip Day 6: Humans/Demons Day 7: "Moth to the flame"/"Deer in headlights"

The rules:

You need to be at least 18 years old to participate

Create something for the valastor (Valentino x Alastor) pairing and post it during this week: art, fic, craft etc

Use these prompts as inspiration or find an idea of your own

This is a rareship as is, please keep it as a main focus of your submission

Tag your post as #ValastorWeek2026 and mention @valastorweekofficial so we can share your post

You can post your ao3 fic to the official collection (will be opened October19th)

Please keep this event civil - we are here to have fun, not to argue over in-universe morality of the characters involved: they suck, we know

Have fun!

[has-been-iliss4]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Hello, hi!! How are we feeling today, valastor nation? Today I bring you: emotionally constipated deer unlocks a core memory while Valentino is also there (don't ask in which condition, he's fine)!

[has-been-iliss4]

a bit of deer legs for the soul 🙏 (click for better resolution)

[has-been-iliss4]

Fairy godmothers

Valentino: Ok so, hypothetically...

Alastor: Right.

Valentino: ..you are a fairy.

Alastor: Not the first time I've been called that, won't be the last!

Valentino, waving him to shut: If you were a fairy godmother..

Alastor: Hypothetically.

Valentino: Stop fucking edging it, let me finish! *Sqk!* Anyway!~ You and a bunch of other fairies were invited to this big party...

Alastor, pretending to cough in his fist: Sounds like a Friday but keep going.

Valentino, staring at him for a second before continuing: If you were to "bless" some newborn with a magical gift..

Alastor: Tax evasion.

Valentino: You didn't even...

Alastor: Tax. Evasion.

[has-been-iliss4]

a bit of deer legs for the soul 🙏 (click for better resolution)

[lolita-wardrobe]

Re-release: Smoothy [-Caliburn-] Series

◆ Shopping Link >>> https://lolitawardrobe.com/smoothy-caliburn-gothic-lolita-sets_p8520.html

[velvet-dollhouse]

Boys finally tested the blender they got Val for Christmas so it's a smoothie time

[lolita-wardrobe]

That's right! I'm both the prince and the princess!

◆ Outfits >>> https://lolitawardrobe.com/evegie-baroness-ravenna-gothic-lolita-ouji-vest-cape-skirt-and-pants-thin-version_p8811.html

[has-been-iliss4]

Convenience

Velvette: This thing is hideous. Babe, you should fire your hairdresser ASAP

Alastor: Absolutely not! I've been seeing the same barber for sixty years..

Valentino: Oh, you've been seeing them?~

Alastor, continuing: ..and I'm not going to waste my time on finding another one that can get me satisfied.

Valentino, smug: Satisfied, you say?~ Getting your hair done and your rocks off in the same place?

Velvette: Don't encourage him.

Alastor, smiling innocently: Why not? It's very convenient, don't you think? Getting all my business fixed in just a couple visits a year.

Valentino, slowly realising: Wait... You're serious!

Alastor: Now am I?

Valentino: You're telling me you've been fucking your barber this whole time?!

Alastor: It's called "efficiency", dear, thank you very much.

Valentino: Is the dick this good?! Ally, drop the name!

Alastor: Never.

Velvette: Val!

Valentino: Don't "Val" me, bitch!

Valentino, pointing to the whole mop of Alastor's hair: It has to be!!!

[has-been-iliss4]

Angel!Alastor AU

Emily: And where do you think you're going?

Alastor, dragging his feet and wings through the deeper and deeper clouds: Down there - where I belong!

Emily, floating behind him: Why? It's nice here!

Alastor: Exactly - it's boring! There's no hard liquor and I can't even maim someone! Worse than the prohibition!

Emily: Hell is horrible!

Alastor: I like horrible! I'll be fine!

Alastor, finally stumbles down and splatters in the snow-like cloud: Just push me off the edge.

Emily, trying to pull him up with little to no effect: You could.. pick up a hobby.. or just join.. the exorcists.. if you need fighting so much!

Alastor: The exorcists?! Baby?! Can you imagine me in those tights? I'll look ridiculous!

[jowbokitten]

💖Big Mama Radio Demon💖

[has-been-iliss4]

Nifty: Now was your wedding night? Did you two have fun?

Alastor: Unforgettable, darling! I sneezed so hard while undressing that it dislocated my hip!

[whooooomp]

need That character absolutely delirious with fear. recoiling from everything. unable to parse what's happening around them, their mind stuck in fight or flight. shaking and hyperventilating. completely unconsolable even as they're wrapped in a crushing hug.

[whooooomp]

galaxy brain addition thank you

[has-been-iliss4]

a 30 min goodnight valastor sketch <3

"I'm gonna kiss you there" "Mhm~" "And there.."

[has-been-iliss4]

vees group halloween costume as Cuzco, Kronk and Yzma

[auntyokula]

AU Carmilla is vibing for me as a woman who’s doing ice skating instead of ballet (idk i can’t explain it) and has a secret huge ice rink right under her factory AND VELVETTE IS FINDING OUT ABOUT IT 💅💅💅 btw they have matching manicure colour bc Velvette wanted it and painted Carmilla’s nails herself