Was that your way of calling that a bad dad joke without really calling it a bad dad joke? Was that the hidden but not so hidden Hyoshde I've heard so much about. You did tell me I'd start to see it sooner than later. But how about this instead of using my words you could--- meow it. They won't be expecting it, though my own smacks me whenever I try.
Y—No...? Not quite. But hey, look at the bright side! Bad dad jokes are in— sort of. People may cringe at them but one way or another, they become the most memorable ones. And I’m totally down to remember Catmas for a long, long time to come. Hyoshade? I can’t believe! I do no such thing! ...not often, anyway. At least your cat smacks you. I’d prefer this sort of direct way of saying “back off” rather than being gently pushed away. See, mine just put their paws on me and push softly. Or they stare a little then saunter away. It hurts my pride, terribly so. Nevertheless, I shall meow it. You will be the first to know how that went.