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I woke up and did my entire morning routine. I was so pissed off when I actually woke up.

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Me: (before coffee, eyes still glued shut) Riddle me this, Hank: Did you set a secondary alarm on my phone?

Hank: A what?

Me: A secondary alarm? All of a sudden, as of 2018, I have this extra alarm that goes off with a message, (ungluing my eyes, cracking one open)

Hank: Yes, that was me. The one that says, “Greet your son?”

Me: If only that was what it says.

Hank: Huh?

Me: My message says, “Greet your soon. And good morning.”

Hank: Oh.

Me: So we will need to work on your spelling a bit more.

Hank: I was worried after break you’d forget about me and oversleep and I would be all alone in the morning so I added an extra alarm to help you.

Me: Huh, funny. Have I ever let you down?

Hank: No.

Me: Have I ever forgotten our morning coffee date and over slept?

Hank: No.

Me: And have you ever been alone in the morning?

Hank: No, but with that extra alarm I know I won’t be.

Me: Gives you peace of mind then?

Hank: I guess? I don’t know what that means.

Me: It means it gives you peace, no worries, no stress, you are comforted knowing that my calm, charming, sing-songie hippie-dippie alarm is obliterated by a jarring, electronic blatting reminding me to greet my misspelled son in the morning?

Hank: Oh, yes it does.

Me: I am glad your micromanagement of me gives you comfort.

Hank: Thank you.

Me: (walking into the kitchen to make my coffee) I am at your service.

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Morning Routine

HI, Sweet Friends! We are in the middle of Fall, in Colorado, the snow has fallen twice, the leaves have left the trees, the grass is turning that brown color, and the cold has set in. This being said, I love Fall & Winter! Yet I have found an article that perfectly describes my current mood for this time of year. My mood has usually been calm and even, but the past couple of years have really…