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credit for the house vicodin prescription goes to u/marcusbechtel on the HouseMD subreddit, the wilson image came from the House wiki, and of course the whole thing is inspired by the classic video "Every episode of House ever". The rest was all me.

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"no! get away! it's not safe!"

*begins to undergo a horrifically painful looking American Werewolf in London style transformation sequence with bones snapping and joints rearranging but at the end of it I stand up and I've just turned into Elvis*

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i step on a landmine and am immediately blasted to a single lonely smithereen

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2 deergirls frotting and their antlers keep clacking together

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TRY NOT TO CUM

*a picture of a perfectly crisp apple appears on screen*

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for years i could never remember that Kramer Seinfeld's first name was Cosmo. which is reasonable. what is not reasonable is that whenever i tried to mentally reach for what his first name was, I pulled out "Mephistopheles"