ALL OF THEM. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!! >:D
1. Are looks important in a relationship; I mean, if we both find each other cute, that’s pretty fuckin’ rad.
2. Are relationships ever worth it; I think so, yeah.
3. Are you a virgin; Have you ever licked a lamp post in winter?
4. Are you in a relationship; Yeppers, I am! :3
5. Are you in love; Heehee. Yeee. :3
6. Are you single this year; WtF, I just said no, silly survey.
7. Can you commit to one person; Yep!
8. Describe your crush; He’s really tall, and is kinda freckly, but he can’t grow a beard, but that’s okay, I love him anyway. And he makes me all giggly! :3
9. Describe your perfect mate; Um…I like people who can make me laugh, and people who are especially good snugglers.
10. Do you believe in love at first sight; Um…yeah. I do.
11. Do you ever want to get married; Maybe?
12. Do you forgive betrayal; Not particularly well. It takes time.
13. Do you get jealous easily; Meh. I used to. I’ve mellowed out.
14. Do you have a crush on anyone; Yeee. Yee, I doooo.
15. Do you have any piercings; two holes in both my ears, and I’m aiming to get a nostril piercing!
16. Do you have any tattoos; I really wish.
17. Do you like kissing in public; I doooo.
20. Do you shower every day; Usually.
21. Do you think someone has feelings for you; Yeee. :3
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now; Maybe. I’m texting Ashton rig’ now.
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat; I’ve been in a relationship or nearly 3 years, so…
24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years; Man, I don’t know!
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year; I’M IN A RELATIONSHIP, YOU SILLY SURVEY.
26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you; already answered.
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you; Mmhmm. It’s floatin’ around tumblr somewhere.
28. Have you ever been cheated on; Unfortunately yeah.
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body; Fuck no, I’m cute!
31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl; Both real and fictional, yeah.
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love; already answered.
33. Have you ever had sex with a man; Have you ever had a decent pair of shoes?
34. Have you ever had sex with a woman; I’ll be over in my tent. Until the blushing stops.
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you; Yep!
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends; loll.
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated; Haha, yep!
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to; Yep!
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have; I guess so?
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone; I suck at writing, so, no.
41. Have you had sex so far this year; Heeheee.
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander; Honestly? Maybe a little over half an hour.
43. How long was your longest relationship; Almost 3 years
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had; 4 or something? I don’t fuckin’ know.
45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013; Just one,not counting peckin’ friend on the cheek.
46. How many times did you have sex last year; I don’t count?
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say; I’d start crying.
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her; It’s a tie between him bein’ super cuddly, or his shoulder freckles.
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept; Probably not.
51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for; Yep.
52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why; I’ve been the one who people’ve given up on.
53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are; Nah.
54. Is there someone you will never forget; Meh.
55. Share a relationship story; Like, a SFW one, or…? Okay, This is NSFW, I guess. One time I was over at Ashton’s house taking a shower and I took my clothes in with me so’s I could change. The door opened, I freaked out and he runs off with my pants. He took my pants. So i chased him to the guest room and fun sexytimes were had. The end.
56. State 8 facts about your body a. I’m kinda pudgy. b. I’ve got really muscley calves. c. Someone said I was build like an elf once. d. I have a scar on my chin from when I was 8. I was pretending to be a Squirtle. e. I’ve also got a burn scar on my ass. g. I really like my thighs. h. I always feel like I should tone my body more. i. I bitch about my body a lot, but I really do like it. Really.
57. Things you want to say to an ex; Ew! Why?
58. What are five ways to win your heart? a. Humor. b. snuggliness c. willingness to listen d. beating me in smash e. not being weirded out by…whatever it is i do.
59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!); Not right now, please.
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners; 3 years, I think?
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone; Their sense of humor and the way they carry themselves.
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you; To be quite honest, I either like being tied up, or doing the tying. I also like being spanked and nipped.
63. What is your definition of “having sex”; That’s actually really vague question. I’d say full penetration.
64. What is your definition of cheating; Flirting with someone else? I guess? When i got cheated on, the person was at camp and flirted and kissed another person, so.
65. What is your favourite foreplay routine; I really like getting eaten out, does that count?
66. What is your favourite roleplay; To be honest, I havent’ roleplayed a lot.
67. What is your idea of the perfect date; City day! :3 A really yummy lunch and lots of cute hand holding and kisses, culminating in makeouts and snuggles!
68. What is your sexual orientation; I’ve been trying to figure that out since I was 12, let me get back to you.
69. What turns you off; Shitheads who don’t listen or respect me and anal.
70. What turns you on; getting nipped, playful kissing, and a spot on my torso.
71. What was your kinkiest wet dream; I’e had bondage dreams before.
72. What words do you like to hear during sex; I…I actually don’t know how to answer that.
73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you; Id’ really love to do a couple’s cosplay. Something like the Warden and an LI or Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask or something! ;u;
74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for; Pretty eyes, a cute nose, and a cute butt.
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you; Ashton’s comforted me when I was absolutely devastated, he’s also just agreed to cuddle me, and I’m a very cuddly erson, so yee. c:
76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone; I’m not really sure how to word that without sounding conceited or whatever. If I ever find something that reminds me of someone, I get all excited about it, and tell them/ get them the thing though, maybe?
77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships; Half your age plus seven.
78. What’s your dirtiest secret; I don’t know? I’m pretty fuckin’ boring.
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why; Iiii dont’ know.
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them; Last night :3
81. Who are five people you find attractive?a. Ashtonb.Chris Prattc. Chris Evansd. Actual Mermaid Amiya Scotte. A young Joan Jett. Hell, Joan Jett now.
82. Who is the last person you hugged; My little cousin, probably?
83. Who was your first kiss with; Some kid called Cody.
84. Why did your last relationship fail; Lack of communication, he wanted an open relationship and I didn’t agree.
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet; Meh?GODDAMMIT MAN ARE YOU HAPPY NOW