Monster Prom LIs: What They'd Main in Splatoon
Damian: Either an inkbrush or a roller main. He likes weapons that are hands on, and he's that asshole who will splat you the instant you Superjump on the map. His favorite special ability is the Ink Stamper.
Scott: He likes Splattershots, Sploosh-o-matics, and any weapon that has bright colors on it (like the Splattershot Jr.) He's the type of player that will get the most turf inked, but he dies on accident all the time (falling into water, off the stage, etc.) He likes the Baller!
Liam: Hmm...Something that isn't common. I'll say the Foil Squeezer and the L-3 Nozzlenose. He likes that you can customize your character with a bunch of different styles, and he makes the best art posts. He'll go on long rants every Splatfest in order to prove why his side is the best. His favorite special is the Sting Ray (he uses it to make really precise lineart on walls)
Miranda: Doesn't play it much. She says it's an inaccurate representation of her father's kingdom, and "is likely propaganda made by the airpeople, meant to spread misinformation." She changed her tune when she noticed that Pearl wears a crown, and was enamored with the adorable "princess" of Inkopolis. She likes to have her serfs play it for her, and she doesn't really care what they main (as long as they're dressed in outfits she approves of).
Vera: Charger main. She takes great pleasure in splatting enemies from halfway across the map when they least expect it. She likes the Tenta Missles special. She prefers to play Salmon Run, since it's the easiest way to make money (and when she says other modes she always has food/drinks to increase how much cash she gets). She has a betting pool open every Splatfest, and her team wins every time.
Polly: Dualie main. She made up a drinking game where every time she splats someone, she takes a shot at the end of the match. If she gets splatted, two shots. She loses every Splatfest because of this game, but she still has fun. Her favorite special is the Bubble Blower.