#mpgin

[seestheturnoftheuniverse]

'I just transferred from Atchison.' 'Where the fuck is that?' 'North of Topeka, west of the 71!'

Most Popular Girls In School - Episode 1

[stuck-in-her-own-labyrinth]

my friend thought she was pregnant so i went up to her and pretended to punch her and how do you say, called her saison and she was confused

...but the good news is shes not pregnant, how do you say, sorry saison

[aeleondigitals]

Ashley Catchadorian isn't even in charge of the door. Why is she letting people in..

[puella-la]

I am 97% sure this has already been done, but none the less

[corashale]

''we talked, you pooped. i thought we had a connection''

i cannot can 

[broadinthedaylight]

Who the FUCK said my handjobs were second-rate?