#mpgis quote

[starrynighttime]

Marinette can you use bread as a weapon to beat lie-la or hawkmoth up

She might have been raised by Master Fu, but she’s still a Dupain at heart.

Tom would be proud of his little girl.

[honey-dewss]

Shiro: Alright, all we know is that somebody moved Lance’s lion slippers

Lance: And that somebody’s named Keith

Shiro: We don’t know who it is.

Lance: I do! It was Keith!

Shiro: We can’t really blame anybody at this point.

Lance: I can and I blame Keith!

Shiro: So for now that will have to remain a mystery.

Lance : Mystery solved! Keith stole them!

Keith: Why would I steal your slippers? It makes no sense, why would I even want-

Pidge: Oh fucking save it emo boy. No one is buying that bullshit

[honey-dewss]

Mavis: Alright, all know is that somebody tried to destroy Magnolia.

Natsu: And that somebody’s named Acnolgia

Mavis: We don’t know who it is.

Natsu: I do! It was Acnologia!

Mavis: We can’t really blame anybody at this point.

Natsu: I can and I blame Acnologia!

Mavis: So for now that will have to remain a mystery.

Natsu: Mystery solved! Acnologia tried to destroy Magnolia

Acnologia: C'mon guys, I really don’t know what you’re talking about. I would never-

Zeref: Oh fucking save it. No one is buying that bullshit!

[grungekitty-77]

List of things that did not come from France

-French fries

-French toast

-This motherf#cking, beret-wearing, boyfriend-stealing, giggling, stuttering piece of Canadian horse sh#t! Yeah I said it. F#ck you Saison Marguerite! F#ck you, f#ck your boyfriend, and the f#cking fetus that’s growing inside that disease-ridden void that you call a goddamn womb.

[beatlenumber9]

Favorite Insult:

“Why don’t you learn how to shut the fuck up, you pre-pubescent taint-ticklers!”

[when-rainbows-learn-to-puke]

Shay: Nice of you to show up, Cameron.

Cameron: Save it Shay, I just had to break up with my twenty-nine year old boyfriend today, ok?

Jayna: Oh no sweetie, why?

Cameron: Because I got a brand new thirty-one year old boyfriend! Suck it bitches! Yeah, my new boyfriend is so much more mature. My old boyfriend was always like, "Oh, I just got divorced, why'd you give me herpes?" And my new boyfriend is all like, "Fuck my ex-wife, I already had herpes and I don't even care."

[beatlenumber9]

Me babysitting:

Child: Gimme my juice. (juice is literally a foot away from them.)

Me:

[beatlenumber9]

Damn, Lunch Lady Belinda. Savage!