#mpreg shitpost

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

[yugirl]

Giving Vil six kids in my parent AU (at least with Rook he only has 4 with Leona) is so funny to me because his reactions to a positive pregnancy test could range from

“Ah yes, another little star to love” to “MOTHER FUCKER NOT AGAIN!!!

[the-brainrot-central]

WARNING MPREG

*slaps Yoshikage Kira’s belly* this bad boy can fit so many fucking kids in it

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

How it feels when you encounter anti-propaganda

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

Alright, since y'all got Qi Rong to the next round, it's time to hold up my end of the bargain.

~❗️IT'S LABOR DAY, SEYMOUR❗️~

*note: I am not a medical doctor, this is just a silly shitpost.

CONGRATULATIONS, SEYMOUR!! IT'S A GIRL!!

Everyone welcome Dolly the Dolphin, born 02/08/2026, 10:14 am, 3.4 oz!

*no stuffies were harmed in the making of this shitpost

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

Hey. Also. why isn't Frodo here

Yknow what's tougher than carrying the One Ring? Carrying the One Ring And A Baby At The Same Time.

[brownsplodge]

Marriage

(They’re both cis men btw)

[tdlizardowo]

Uhhhhh

*puts mpreg on your dash cutely*

Ashen Rose(Fuchsia) and Turnon

Shits probably happening behind the scene of the arg

But you wouldn't know that, would you, guys? :3

Turnon belongs to my husband @turntableart and my husband belongs to me