#mr hauser

[manhattancrossrip]

[captainfairygodmother]

Actually one of the greatest tragedies is that Mike never got to meet Mr Hauser

That man would have clocked Mike's bullshit so fast (and also would've provided a lot of subtle comfort even despite the fears)

[super-nova5045]

so i was listening to the rebel robin podcast, episode 1, and around 17:00, robin and her gay english teacher start talking about will and barb and what happened to them.

"i'm not going to get kidnapped during lunch period."

"i know, but im not just talking about what happened to will or what might have happened to barb. the truth is, none of us know and i hope we eventually do know (....) until then, you can believe what you wanna believe, but that doesn't make it true."

"i know, and im not stupid. i know will is....different."

"yeah. yeah, it is."

"what do you think happened to him?"

"i don't know."

"but you're worried. about it happening to someone else?"

"even small towns have their teeth."

"the hawkins monster."

"you see it too, don't you? the way this place can be. the way it eats people up. that's...that's why the camouflage is so important because it's always lurking in the shadows. waiting to snap its jaws."

"the way you talk about it, it sounds like a literal monster."

"sometimes it feels like it is. and i think you know that. don't you? you wouldn't be worried about me if you didn't."

this ain't a theory anymore. people, queer people, like robin and mr hauser, were actually terrified that will got hatecrimed and scared it would happen to them, too.

[friendsdontlieokay]

Kinda need to see Mr Hauser in Stranger Things season 5.

(If you don't know who he is, he's Robin's favorite teacher from the Rebel Robin podcast)

[sailor-peeking]

A list of things I learned about Robin Buckley while listening to the prequel podcast about her (spoilers...duh) :

Robin has an emotional support English teacher named Mr. Hauser who runs the theater department

Robin auditioned for a play and almost passed out embarrassing herself.

Robin Buckley is an avid reader reading books way above her grade level but performing as a b average student on purpose.

Robin dreams of running away and has sinced elementary school.

Robin is a big fan of Frankenstein and believes that in the book Dr. Frankenstein is the real monster for playing God.

Robin's dream is to go on a vacation to France (she calls it operation croissant.)

and then move out of Hawkins entirely.

For Halloween Robin was Annie Lennox for Halloween, 1983.

Robin notices that Tammy Thompson smells like raspberries and she mentions that it reminds her of the scented stickers she collected as a child

Robin is nearly fluent in French and has picked up Italian by the time she is a sophomore.

Robin dreams of learning Russian (ironic.)

Robin was friends with Barb until the 6th grade when Barb joined a club with Nancy and they fell out of contact

Robin has 2 friends (term used lightly) named Kate and Milton.

Robin says that her parents aren't really parents they're more like "domesticated hippies" they never really ask her about anything

Robin was banned from riding her bike to school after what happened with Barb and Will. And instead has to take the bus (where she is harassed verbally)

Robin says even her teacher looks at Steve "as if his hair cured cancer."

Robin doesn't particularly like Nancy.

Robin worked at the Movie theater before scoops ahoy

Robin refers to her friends as "the odd squad ™"

Robin feels like she's broken, like there's something "wrong" or "rotten." About her

A boy named Roy makes Lewd comments to Robin that make her uncomfortable

Robin compares Steve to Jack from Lord of the Flies.

Robin likes the outsider's book.

Robin's friends boyfriend Dash thinks she's in a relationship/sleeping with her English teacher.

Robin really enjoys being able to leave her math class early for the cafeteria cookies while they're hot.

Robin's English teacher is Gayyyyy✨🌈🌈🌈🌈 (And Barb is an 🌈✨Ally ✨🌈)

Robin pulled the fire alarm to frame her friends boyfriend for trying to get Hauser fired

Robin was working the day Steve cleaned up the graffiti at the movie theater.

Robin refers to Hawkins society as "the monster™"

The first time Robin talks to Tammy Thompson was the day before Christmas break her sophomore year

Robin and Hauser refer to their homosexuality as "the slip of paper with a black dot" in reference to the short story "the lottery"

[runupthathillgirl]

mr hauser and mr clarke boyfriends in season five canon

[wanda-the-anaconda]

since nobody else is gonna say it, I will

bring back mr fucking hauser

literally loved his character in rebel robin and him and robin had such a good character dynamic and I need more interactions between them

imagine how happy he would be that she finally made friends

that she finally came out to someone

mr hauser is a gay icon and he needs more recognition thank you for your time

[kloirdevan]

I just finished rebel robin and my god thank god for mr hauser for being in robin’s life 🥹