What must it have been like for the other Chris Hansen?
I imagine him being played by John Goodman as he’s walking out from his nice two-story house with a coffee and checking his mail and all of a sudden court summons. He has a spit take of the ages then tears it open in record time, thinking the day has come to do duty as an American and appear for jury duty. Then he reads it.
“Court summons, blah blah blah... Restraining order? Wh- Cyberstalking?! WHO THE FUCK IS JAMES JACKSON?! “
I’m sorry you’ve been pulled into this shit storm Mr Hansen, I really am. Don’t look into it, it only gets more ludicrous from here.















