Aug 4, 2015
me and damon arsebarn obvi. bc who can deny our love
lmao okay then rosie
which one sexts like a straight white boy? damon is the white cishet bro of our dreams
which one cried during a fucking disney movie? rosie
who put a goddamned fork in the microwave? damon
who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “guess who” thing? ??? i can’t really see either of you doing that tbh
who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner? damon
who had that embarassing reality tv marathon? i can imagine you guys marathoning bake off together ngl
who laughs more during sex? again nope
who is the little spoon? damon is the world’s tallest little spoon
