Mar 23, 2016
“Idaaaaaate, I’m bored.”
@mr-idate
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“Idaaaaaate, I’m bored.”
@mr-idate
I see you didn't fill in the text bubbles.
I did it for you. mr-idate
Breathing Underwater is A Cinch!
"What the fuck are we doing underwater again?" "For the last time, it's to get supplies! Now stop your damn squawking and help me find a store!" A loud snort came from the metallic raptor as the bizarre duo made their way through the town made on the ocean floor. Circumstances were what lead them here and an alarming lack of food and water; Terrance is sick upon land and Marcus had to stay behind to take care of him. Luther wouldn't go anywhere near the water, which left these two to go and get what they needed.
"Don't get pissy with me, jerk-off! Excuse me for feeling a little antsy that we are, somehow, not drowning a million feet down in the ocean." "Look, we just aren't! Now keep that beak of your's shut or so help me, I will-OOOF!" Being so pre-occupied with arguing against the bird, Calvin had neglected to look where he was going and walked right into someone's legs.
"Nice move, dipshit."
I want to wear your hat.
Are you sure you are fully prepared to wear such a glorious hat, Orca?
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If we kissed:
[x] This wouldn’t happen.
[] Oh disgusting.
[x] Again, again.
[] Kiss you back.
[] Let’s take this to the bedroom.
[] Slap/Push you away.
[x] Be confused
If you asked me out I’d say:
[] Um no.
[x] Uhm?
[] I’m taken-
[] Sure.
[] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.
Can we cuddle?:
[] No.
[x] Ew.
[x] Sure.
[] YES.
Sex?:
[x] Let’s do it.
[] No. You can’t handle my d.
[] FUCK YES.
[x] No.
Should you reblog this?:
[] Yes. I want to send you one.
[] Yes.
[] No.
[] You already did.
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Hey, If you start hating me, please kill me. There’s no need for me to exist if you don’t love me. No need to exist anywhere, anywhere, anywhere. Shirogane just couldn’t figure it out. Yet she thought to have never done anything wrong - if not be a despicable coward - then she just could not understand why that Orca hated her so much. Maybe it was not hatred. Perhaps, simply, her existence was so insignificant that the male did not deign even to consider her as a living being. She could not understand why, she knew just that knowing that made her feel really, really bad.But she not dared to ask. She just kept on staring at him, hoping to not get eaten, or harassed. And yet, that sadness kept on killing her.
"He's a scary orca...but there's no way I'll admit that to him."
"Well hello, we meet again." he grinned taking the cigarette out of his mouth and blew out a puff of smoke to the side. "How do you do?"
She froze, trying to form an answer in her mind. “Ah h-hello again!” How was she supposed to answer him correctly? Dear Sea God, she was awkward. “I’m fine, and you?”