#mr. nosy

[homefryboy]

*narrator voice* ah, the internet aka the dillydale wide web (dww). where the mr. men and little misses get to demonstrate how they're somehow even worse at socializing online than they are in person

(commissions open)

[lachievart]

Everybody Gets One (well, almost everybody)

All the Mr. Men and Little Misses proudly showing off their original Mr. Men and Little Miss books (which two certain Little Misses unfortunately never received).

Had this idea in my head for a while, nice to finally bring it to life (had to split it into two images to get it to load on Tumblr).

[dillydale-hell]

“Good throw, Nose!”

Original image under the cut.

[incorrect-mr-men-show-quotes]

MR. FUSSY: If you bite it and you die; it’s poisonous.  If it bite you and you die; it’s venomous.

MR. NOSY: What if it bites me and it dies?

MR. SMALL: That means you’re poisonous.

MISS CURIOUS: What if it bites itself and I die?

MISS SCARY: That’s Voodoo!

MISS SUNSHINE: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

MR. GRUMPY: That’s correlation, not causation.

MISS HELPFUL: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

MISS NAUGHTY: That’s kinky.