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MISS HELPFUL: I’m volunteering at the animal hospital.

MR. TICKLE: (excited) Animal hospital?!

MR. FUSSY: The animals are the patients.

MR. TICKLE: (disappointed) That makes sense…

#The Mr. Men Show #incorrect quotes #Little Miss Helpful #Mr. Tickle #Mr. Fussy #Mr. Persnickety #Mr. Pernickety #Source: Community

(Miss Daredevil with a deadly snake wrapped around her)

MISS DAREDEVIL: Mr. Quiet?

MR. QUIET: Yeah?

MISS DAREDEVIL: Pick up that stick and slowly and carefully now…AGITATE THE HELL OUT OF THIS SNAKE!

MR. QUIET: Oh hell no!

#The Mr. Men Show #Incorrect Quotes #Mr. Quiet #Little Miss Daredevil #Source: Aqua Teen Hunger Force

MR. MESSY: Mr. Bump, You just missed the craziest of crazies! Clubs, girls, dancing, naked, mom?, argument, police, fleeing the scene, hiding in a dumpster, coming here and crashing on your couch for a week 'cause (sing song voice) technically I'm homeless!”

#The Mr. Men Show #Incorrect Quotes #Mr. Messy #Mr. Bump #Source: Parks and Recreation

MR. MESSY: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.

MR. GRUMPY: Okay, but what is updog?

MR. RUDE: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.

MR. LAZY: Nope, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.

MISS CALAMITY: No, that's an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.

MR. FUSSY: Surely, that’s Uppsala, where’s updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

MR. QUIET: that’s aragog. updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.

MISS DAREDEVIL: You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

MR. HAPPY: No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.

MR. MESSY: What’s a henway??

MR. GRUMPY: Oh, about five pounds.

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#The Mr. Men Show #Incorrect Quotes #Mr. Messy #Mr. Grumpy #Mr. Rude #Mr. Lazy #Little Miss Calamity #Mr. Fussy #Mr. Persnickety #Mr. Pernickety #Mr. Quiet #Little Miss Daredevil #Mr. Happy #Source: Tumblr

MR. FUSSY: If you bite it and you die; it’s poisonous. If it bite you and you die; it’s venomous.

MR. NOSY: What if it bites me and it dies?

MR. SMALL: That means you’re poisonous.

MISS CURIOUS: What if it bites itself and I die?

MISS SCARY: That’s Voodoo!

MISS SUNSHINE: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

MR. GRUMPY: That’s correlation, not causation.

MISS HELPFUL: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

MISS NAUGHTY: That’s kinky.

#The Mr. Men Show #Mr. Fussy #Mr. Persnickety #Mr. Nosy #Mr. Small #Little Miss Curious #Little Miss Scary #Little Miss Sunshine #Mr. Grumpy #Little Miss Helpful #Little Miss Naughty #Source: Tumblr

MR. GRUMPY: Mr. Strong has a very strange patchwork of knowledge. It’s anybody’s guess as to what he knows about any given topic. Watch. Hey Mr. Strong, who sculpted Mount Rushmore?

MR. STRONG: Gutzon Borglum. Then his son finished it. Why?

MR. GRUMPY: And what state is it in?

MR. STRONG: I don’t know. Ecuador or something?

#The Mr. Men Show #Incorrect Quotes #Mr. Grumpy #Mr. Strong #Source: Dan Vs.

MISS DAREDEVIL: Miss Whoops, have you piloted a submarine before?

MISS WHOOPS: I crashed a helicopter into a wave pool once. Same thing, right?

#The Mr. Men Show #Incorrect Quotes #Little Miss Daredevil #Little Miss Whoops #Source: DuckTales

MR. FUSSY: Here are two pictures. One is your locker. The other is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Can you tell which is which?

MR. MESSY: ....................That one's the dump.

MR. FUSSY: They're both your locker!

#The Mr. Men Show #Incorrect Quotes #Mr. Messy #Mr. Fussy #Mr. Persnickety #Mr. Pernickety #Source: Brooklyn Nine-Nine

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