A GROSS-OUT/CULINARY MASTERPIECE FROM MY CHILDHOOD -- FROM THE TWISTED MIND OF A LEGENDARY CHILDREN'S BOOK AUTHOR.
PICS INFO: Mega spotlight on a children's novelty recipe from 1994's "Roald Dahl's Revolting Recipes," titled "Mr. Twit's Beard Food," inspired by the children's novel by British author Roald Dahl, "The Twits," first published in 1980.
“If you looked closer still (hold your noses, ladies and gentlemen), if you peered deep into the moustachy bristles sticking out over his upper lip, you would probably see much larger objects that had escaped the wipe of his hand, things that had been there for months and months, like a piece of maggoty green cheese or a moldy old cornflake or even the slimy tail of a tinned sardine.”
-- "THE TWITS" (1980) children's novel written by Roald Dahl, illustrated by Quentin Blake
Sources: https://myhouseiscuterthanyours.blogspot.com/2011/01/twit-fied.html, Pinterest, various, etc...