Nov 8, 2016
Me: So my thermometer is stuck on Celsius but my temperature is somewhere between 99 and 100
@mrmyu: ... CELSIUS? CALL 911 AND GET A PRIEST.
Me: FAHRENHEIT! >
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Me: So my thermometer is stuck on Celsius but my temperature is somewhere between 99 and 100
@mrmyu: ... CELSIUS? CALL 911 AND GET A PRIEST.
Me: FAHRENHEIT! >
"Ronan's spear of light.....is that what they're calling it these days?"
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Mrmyu: brb, shelob just showed up on my wall and I need to go see an elf about a phial
*5 min later*
Mrmyu: So... there was an issue of reach.
Me: oh no.....what happened
Mrmyu: No, no... I just used a gun on it.
Me: .......what
Mrmyu: so... imagine a mega-sized nerf dart. the .75 caliber variety, stuck to the wall, with 8 legs radiating out.
How do you say "bullshit" in moose?
@mrmyu re the lack of function of some Ikea products
Cattle accumulate in river valleys and streambeds. You can pan for them like gold.
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@mrmyu I was told that you might need cute cat pictures today
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