#tw spider

[otiksimr]

Hello.

I like you.

Goodbye.

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Thank. You?

have miouse.

[local-aliens-comic]

Navigation Oh! Wholesome shenanig-- ILLUMI NO _ Huge thanks to my friend @organhound for collabing on page two! His art is horrific and awesome, perfect contrast to mine in the best ways possible :P

[fullcravings]

Black Velvet Cake

[rosieandthemoon]

Pía-Paulina Guilmoth

[midwestreimu]

[0v3rgr0wn]

Hear me out plsssssss mob and verity x skeleton reader

Oooo ! An interesting idea ! I apologize I didn’t have too many thoughts for it-

Skeleton Reader:..Can you stop staring, please ?

ThatMob: Sorry- ..wait you’re literally just bones, what do you want me to look at ?

Skeleton Reader: I don’t know, my skull maybe ?? And not at my ribs or coccyx.

ThatMob: There’s nothing there ? Why’s it matter ?

Skeleton Reader: *Crosses their arms and looks away* It’s sensitive to me.

ThatMob:….Oh sorry..?

Verity: So rude..

ThatMob: I didn’t know !

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ThatMob: Here.. *holds out some clothes* ..I thought this would help ? Also keep you safe from the sun a bit.

Skeleton Reader: Thanks.. is this yours ?

ThatMob: It’s from my closet yeah.

Skeleton Reader: It’s not going to fit.

ThatMob:..I’m not that big-??

Skeleton Reader: -Skeleton.. remember ? Nothing really fits on me, not even armor half the time but I appreciate the effort.

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Skeleton Reader: Mob it’s not safe here, let me go ahead of you.

ThatMob: Are you sure ?

Skeleton Reader: Yes, let me-

Random Skeleton: *Notices Skeleton Reader and heads over.*

Skeleton Reader: Take cover.. I’ll handle this.

ThatMob: *Hides behind a wall.*

Random Skeleton: *Insert bone rattling noises.*

Skeleton Reader: Just heading through..

Random Skeleton:…*Flirty bone rattling.*

Skeleton Reader: Oh.. uh..

ThatMob:……*Takes out a shot gun.*

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Verity: I can’t believe it’s bone dust.

Skeleton Reader:…Was the gun necessary ?

ThatMob: My finger slipped..

Verity: Are you okay ?

Skeleton Reader: I’m fine, I see my kind.. you know almost every day.. I’m sure Mob sees the same with Endermen.

ThatMob: Yeah.. I contribute to it sometimes so I can’t say much.

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Spider: *Hisses excitedly.*

Skeleton Reader:…Wait a minute you’re..

ThatMob: *Gets his sword out* I’ll get it-

Skeleton Reader: -This is Brownie, I used to take care of her when I lived in the caves.. it’s nice to see her again.

Brownie (spider): *Happily nudging against Skeleton Readers legs.*

ThatMob: *Slowly puts his sword away* ..oh.

Verity: What a cutie.

ThatMob:….She’s something.

Skeleton Reader: She is pretty cute, here want to go for a ride ? She doesn’t mind.

ThatMob: Nah, I’m good.

Verity: Sure !

Skeleton Reader: *Gets on Brownie’s back while holding Verity* ..we’ll be right back then.

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ThatMob: The sun-!

Skeleton Reader: -It’s about to rain !

ThatMob & Skeleton Reader: *Both holding umbrellas over each other.*

Skeleton Reader: Oh.. same idea, huh ?

ThatMob: Guess so..

Skeleton Reader: *Rattles softly.*

ThatMob: Huh ?

Skeleton Reader:…..Nothing.

Verity: They got really happy.

Skeleton Reader:………….

ThatMob:..I’m uh happy too, that you were looking out for me.

Skeleton Reader: We’re friends.. of course I would.

[bigfatbreak]

I NEED TO KNOW:

DID A SPIDER KWAMI OR BLASPHEMOUS MAKE THAT SILK??? Please say yes because that would be SO COOL.

Also, if it is true, PLEASE LET US SEE THEM!! GIVE US A CUTE SPIDER KWAMI PLS PLS PLS I CAN MAKE ONE MYSELF IF YOU WANT PLEASE PLS PLS

I'm sorry, I'm just so desperate for some good spider rep 😔

I posted this on my patreon a WHILE back: meet Cogo!

his power is "restriction" aka spiderweb style, and he has a terrible sense of humor and guffaws when he laughs. Fel is his bestie and they should NOT! be left alone together but they also should NOT! be separated. I'm not sure if I'll actually use him, but it was a fun warmup!!

[personostient]

Creeping Crabs, Supplementals

“Travelers beware, new springtime seasons bring forth new real estate wars. Higher predator activity is on the rise in the eastern lowland meadows as male flower dwelling creeping crabs return to their homeland in the towering buds of titan perennials. The warming days on Arthroterra also mark the beginning of foraging sport events featuring the newest generation of maturing males in preparation for courtship.

Busybody ambassadors best avoid the highlighted areas on your maps as traffic surge all around the Log-stem Meadows, unless you plan on being netted up yourself for the next impromptu game of scavenger hunt.”

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