#mu ocs

[lulzyrobot]

Sometimes we have random thoughts for OCs so I figured I'd humour "What if Jackie woke up in hell one day" and I kinda popped off.

[diamondburger1]

INTRO POST

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Anyways hey! Call me Burger, Diamond, Cream, whatever I like being called.

Pronouns: she/Her

And here are my old accounts.

@creamburger @blood1diamond

I'm just an artist who posts on here as regularly as I can!

Here's my OCs under here!

M.U OCS

ANI DIAMOND

AMBLEE KUKŁA

M.M OCS

DANDELION IVY

AMANITA

CALATHEA IVY

LILY IVY

A.A OCS

AKANO

M.I OCS

IRIS PLATINUM

EEVA VERDE

[randellspersonalbutler]

gosh this one took a while cause it was HARD to conceptualize these guys beyond jasline like ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH but yeah the JOX guys are finally done and uh... yeah, most of them aren't exactly big and brawny like the guys from the 80s (thats cause jasline wanted to prioritize mental strength over physical lmpo) so put it short for the (2013) variant of JOX:

their leader is the smallest in the group, a total nepo baby, wears a suit under his college jacket, has an unhealthy obsession with frank mccay (literally recruited a guy into JOX cause he dared to look similar to him), and somehow is academically gifted despite he easily could've lazed his way through college

JOX in this era now prioritizes mental strength over physical since it was a common stereotype that JOX is a "all brawl but no brains" fraternity, and haven't won a single scare game since 1996 (they always lose at the final game LOL).

the red dudes are related yes (the dead inside one is the oldest)

the guy in the far right is meant to resemble a venus fly trap but you won't notice it until he opens his mouth

the guy next to jasline was only recruited cause he looked similar to frank mccay

jasline never partakes in the parties unless he's giving a lecture about his nepotism

despite they aren't as "intimidating" as the past JOX guys, they all (except jasline, fletcher and aaro) do give out pretty intimidating roars

anyways meet the MEN

meet the JOX frat boys! we have:

tiny nepo baby who cant stop relating himself to frank mccay (Jasline)

guy who unfortunately looks similar to the guy Jasline obsesses over and dares to have a name that starts with the letter f (Fletcher)

international student who needs a water pack on him at all times and can't say -th for some reason (Markee)

mistaken as a sorority member at least twice a week despite his voice is d e e p (Aiora)

was forced by his younger brother, aiora, to join jox despite dawg ain't even a scarer; also sounds whiny (Aaro)

literally a venus fly trap how could you tell you couldn't tell exactly you wouldn't know unless i had told you (doesn't have an actual name so everyone refers to him as Ven)

[shoot-the-clown2]

You know it's Mu day? The Constitution says you do

@pruityshell happy birthday

[phanamu]

I'm having a highly self-indulgent writing day so I'ma post a thing I just wrote about some OCs I got rattling around.

Peer beneath the read more if you're curious.

Have you heard? There's a new shop in Elmerton.

It's on the corner of 31st and Ocean Avenue, you know, where the old jewelry store used to be? It was bought up recently by a single mom with two kids. Sweet lady, very pretty, Greek. Goes by "Faye" or something, though I don't think that's how it's spelled. Don't ask me to even try with their last name, all I got was that it started with a K.

Anyway, this shop, it's called The Serpent's Nest. I think it earns its name on account of all the snake details in their decorating, especially the wallpaper. It sells occult stuff. You know: crystals, incense, bells-books-and-candles. She uses the old display cases to show statues and burners and cards and stuff instead of jewelry and she turned the bay window into a reading nook for people to try before they buy.

Not that kitschy kid stuff either I'm talking at least three double-sided bookshelves worth of spellbooks and junk written by people who take it serious. The ones that tell you what to do when the sixth moon is in the house of whatever, like they got in the Skulk and Lurk. The kind of stuff that would make most people ask what she does every month outside October if she wasn't setting up shop next to the most haunted town in Illinois.

Oh, and she's got a massive herb and spice section along the left wall and a fridge at the back so that she can make that crunchy health-nut money, too -- almost everything homegrown and homemade, apparently, or else sourced local. She said she had a garden or greenhouse on the roof of the building she keeps tended, along with a couple of those big boxy beehives beekeepers got. I guess they own the building and live on the upper floor.

Anyway, I got a really nice pomegranate honey for my granddad there, and she let me put up a flyer for his yarn stall at the Farmer's Market on the board she's got next to the door. Showed up the Wednesday after, too, and actually bought something. Like I said, sweet lady.

She doesn't dispense drugs, far as I know, but she's apparently working on getting a pharmaceutical license. Getting in on that holistic medicine business too, I guess, though she was pretty quick to tell a guy that his eczema problem is probably better taken care of at a doctor's than anything she's got. Pretty sure she was letting him down gently, but you know. Classy.

Yeah yeah I know I sound half in-love but if you'd seen her you'd get it. She's got that classic dark lady witchy thing going with the long purple dresses and the smoky eyeshadow and bold brown lipstick. She keeps her black hair tied back in this scarf up-do thing and she has curls and waves my sister would kill for. I know her eyes are brown but I swear that they look gold in the right light. Whole family has that, actually. And she's got this little smile like she knows something you don't but you can find out if you pay attention.

Some people get all the charisma, I tell you. Must be great for business. Well, when she's behind the counter, anyway. Sometimes it's one of her kids instead. Day and night, those two.

The older one is built like an Amazon and dresses like she either just got back from beating the hell out of a punching bag at the local gym or like she just got out from under a car that needed a tune-up. She works that whole atheleisure style with a long braid and extra grease stains. Maybe a leather jacket. Killer smile, must be another family thing, though hers made me feel a little bit like she knew she could crush me like a soda can if I crossed her and it's lucky for me that she's in a good mood today. Pretty, but intimidating, y'know?

Name's Diana, if I heard her mom right, though they were speaking Greek at the time so that's just a guess. I pity the guy who tries to hit on her mom while she's in earshot.

The other kid? Man. That one is... Well, they look like their mom? Except. Shorter and sharper. And more dark, like, dressing for your funeral but there's an MCR concert later kind of dark. You know how some people in that scene do. They didn't tie their hair back so it was just curl city like a cross between a Gothic dandelion and a sheep from hell, add some silver jewelry. Their eyeliner had wings clean enough to slice a man but they're also flat as a board so I mean. Hard to tell if they're a boy or girl.

Hey, I'm not saying that to be mean! They look like the kind of person that either likes confusing people, collects knives, or both. They were professional enough behind the counter -- not your typical glass-eyed Daria wannabe -- but they had this way of staring into your soul like they were debating how hard it'd be to pick you out from between their teeth if you took too long to get your change out of your pocket. Not sure if I ever actually saw them blink while I was working that out.

I only got some of their name because their sister wrangled them into something like a human shape when they had their shift change. Still speaking Greek, mind, so it was either Andre or Andrea. Something like that. Wasn't like I really had room to ask for clarification when they were up the stairs so quickly. Barely even heard their footsteps hit the ground.

I think the both of them are going to Casper High next semester. I tried to give their mom a heads up about our whole ghost thing, mention how Phantom pretty much called dibs on our airspace. She didn't seem too worried, but hey. The new people rarely do.

Anyway, it'll be nice to have a fresh source of ghost gear that doesn't have the name Fenton on it, even if it is a little old school. Assuming any of it works, I think those three are going to do pretty well for themselves around here. Can hardly do worse than the old mayor, right?

So. Wanna go?

[married-to-google-translater]

Robert , you look drunk. Here ,I have some nachos for you. It might be hot cuz I added pickled habeñero peppers.

Robert: *With a drunken voice* I AM NOT DRUNK I JUSSSSSST TAKHE ONE SHOOOOSOSOT. *take nacho* Thanks for this pie. *start ate Nacho's* *Start telling the story of two penguins eating a sandwich before running to the bathroom *

(Robert has not touched alcohol since he tattooed a banana flying to his left buttock at the age of 19 )

[unicornclutter]

Urumie in A3 ? 💞 Hopefully I'm spelling that right :')

omg she really suits these colours <3 thanks so much Page!! also ye you spelled it right, love my snake child so much

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