#muajaja

[sansdestruyeanos]

Iguales

[soyderi]

Muejejeje 😼

[lobito-snz]

if u don't like messy or snotty sneezes, don't read.

i remember that time where my bf was using his phone and sneezed all over it. He says that he felt he was about to sneeze but it happened too fast and he just couldn't move his phone away. And it went out a super messy and snotty af sneeze, ahh he was SOO embarassed and he couldn't stop blushing. best day of mi life lol

his sneezes usually aren't messy or snotty, but this time he was sick ꒰* ॢꈍ◡ꈍ ॢ꒱.*˚‧

[omg-what-have-i-done]

[alterose]

･*:.｡.  ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙᴅᴀʏ ʟɪʟʏ! ( @microcosmcs )

“Tʜɪs ʙɪʀᴛʜᴅᴀʏ, I ᴡɪsʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʙᴜɴᴅᴀɴᴛ ʜᴀᴘᴘɪɴᴇss ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴏᴠᴇ. Mᴀʏ ᴀʟʟ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍs ᴛᴜʀɴ ɪɴᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴀʟɪᴛʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴀʏ ʟᴀᴅʏ ʟᴜᴄᴋ ᴠɪsɪᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ. Hᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜᴅᴀʏ ᴛᴏ ᴏɴᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ sᴡᴇᴇᴛᴇsᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ I’ᴠᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ.”

[ironicscavenger-archive]

M: “So, Felicity. I’m gonna make this quick, since you still have to settle down. We’ll have plenty of time to catch up later. I just have a few questions, then you’re free to go.” F: “Okay.” M: “First of all, have you done all I asked?” F: “Yes. It was hard, but I stopped searching, and got rid of everything. I only did it because you promised answers.” M: “And you’ll have them. What did you tell Piper?” F: “Nothing. She thinks I’m still at University. But I don’t like lying.” M: “I know, and I’m sorry. But this is dangerous, and the less she knows, the better. She’ll know the truth someday.”

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[tiffcat-blep]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MUAJAJAJAJAJAJA FINALLY!!!!

[junkierpunk]

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