#much sass

[mean-girl-astarion]

Proudly serving sass across Faerûn

[j-trow-95]

Six(ish) Sentence Sunday

Thanks for the tag on Wednesday @ileadacharmedlife​ . The weekly ASR updates continue today, and as I’m writing this post I have finished the first two chapters post “Shit hits the fan”, and I have to say they have some of my favourite banter. So that’s what I’m sharing today: grumpy, sarcastic, injured MC vs grumpy, sarcastic, ‘has a superiority complex’ doctor. A perfect recipe for sass and fast paced dialogue.

Tags and excerpt below the cut.

“We need to stop meeting like this. It’s becoming a habit,” he said.

“Funny that. I could’ve sworn first aid was in your job description, or is ‘jackass’ your profession, instead?”

“Most of my patients don’t actively put themselves in danger when they’re given direct orders to stay put. Especially when they’re already injured.”

“Cool, yeah, I’ll remember that next time I ask your opinion on field work. And also, next time someone is trying to kill me I’ll be sure to keep you in mind. God forbid you ever actually have to do your job properly.”

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[valiantsword]

who wants a smol comic book editor in their life?

[katthekitkatlord]

Valek takes no shit!

Valek belongs to the lovely @rulimaquina

[smallfrenchcar28]

Thirteen has so much sass I can't

[a-slilyum]

Aloy is a mood

[mumudesuyo]

My Eldarya ''headcanon'' is that while Murcielago is gentle and caring, her genderbend is selfish and blunt

And he's all about Leiftan and the dark side, unhappy with this predicament - while Murcielago is all for Nevra and stays positive about the guard and her situation

[breadanjelly]

It’s gonna kill me to try and get this spray, but it’s SO GOOD