#mullet king

[lesbiansonboats]

In the mullet Tim au after Melanie gets the bullet dig out of her leg she begins a running game of attaching paperclips to Tim’s hair and waiting for him to notice. When Jon gets Daisy out of the buried she’s brought in on it; their record is 30 and Tim only noticed cause he went to out his head down and heard all the clips smack down on his desk.

[john-taylor-daily]

[soia-jpg]

Neon chaotic Keith

Neon chaotic Keith I did a poll on twitter asking what I should draw and they suggested Keith, then I asked the vibes and boi, I got some inspiring tweets and then it became a neon mess! I played with lights but I'm not totally sure I like this, it was fun tho! I like the vampire bad boy vibes in this, plus, floofy hair!

[rayofsunas]

so today is one of my three ult’s birthdays, and I can’t believe it. they’re growing up so fast. I sound like a mother tbh, but I really can’t believe they’re aging like— omgggggg

ANYWAYS....

happy birthday XU MINGHAO 💓💓💓💓💓💓💓

words can’t describe how much I love your personality, weird bevahior, kindness and way with words. you’re so underrated which makes me so sad, but I hope you continue to grow and be happy my sweet little bb! so once again, happy birthday to this mullet king. literally the only person who can rock a mullet, sorry not sorry, just accept it as it is and go away thank you very much. lol, ah! I love this dork so much. :) I was so happy writing this. literally bursting with happiness.

I seriously cannot believe this bb is 23 years old, omg. 😭😭😭

[mythicalbeyotch]

So did you like Billy’s hair in season 3 more than his season 2 hair?

yo ooo ooooooooooooooo let me tell you, i am a straight (lmao the irony) up HO for curly hair. gimme gimme gimme allllllllll the curls. fuckin beautiful *chef’s kiss* and guys with long hair?? *heart eyes* so guys with long curly hair???? literally turning this gay ass into a white man’s whore. 

so i hadn’t even really realized how ratchet billy’s season 2 mullet was until you see in season 3 how fucking voluminous and tightly curled his hair is. he literally was fucking king of the rats with that rat nest on his hair in season 2 yet somehow in season 3 when he’s fucking possessed by a giant other-dimensional monster and fucking drinking bleach and sweating buckets under the sun and oozing black veiny things, his hair is fucking perfect. it’s still got that gorgeous volume and the curls aren’t matted but still defined and holding their shape. it’s incredible. i am so obsessed with billy’s mullet in season 3 it isn’t even funny

[detektyv]

im not gay but my bf is

[lesbiansonboats]

Jon eventually gives up on asking Tim questions about the Mullet and moves on to hair related gifts.

Jon *texting Martin despite still being on delivered*: do you think Tim would enjoy clips for his mullet?

Later

Tim: *finds a package of those plastic butterfly hair clips on his desk*

He doesn’t throw them away and Jon takes this as a sign to continue.

[lesbiansonboats]

Things you need to know about Mullet Tim:

Tim was also in a coma after the season 3 ending but his was considerably shorter than Jon’s

It’s not a cool punk Mullet it’s one of those terrible hick mullets

He cuts it himself to avoid people

He and Melanie have a sort of agreement where they don’t talk about the tragedies of their lives

Basira hates the mullet but has decided it’s not worth her time to deal with and ignores it

Martin is off doing Lonely Business and hasn’t actually seen the mullet, he doesn’t have everyone’s numbers blocked he’s just pointedly not opening the messages

Jon has entered his determined to protect people tm era and isn’t stating that he dislikes the mullet to avoid upsetting Tim

The Mullet itself causes a lot of double-takes and forced politeness