#multiple quotes

[incorrect-skylanders-quotes]

Chompy Mage: I have a plan, but we’ll need to be quick. Listen: *whisper whisper whisper* Do you think that will work?

Wolfgang: That’s your plan? All you said was “whisper whisper whisper.”

Chompy Mage: I know. I just wanted to be the one with the plan for once.

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Pop Fizz: I have a plan, Spyro, but we’ll need to be quick. Listen: *whisper whisper whisper* Do you think that will work?

Spyro: That’s your plan? All you said was “whisper whisper whisper.”

Pop Fizz: I know. I just wanted to be the one with the plan for once.

[music-class-quotes]

context from op: Ok so I’m a clarinet and for background my choreo teacher for the last two years has been Ryan (no I will not elaborate). So here’s my quotes + a Ryan quote or 2.

Clarinet section chant: “CLARINETS WHO RUN THE WORLD??” “M E N”

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Random Baritone: ok so Ryan what if we twerk-

Ryan: You can’t even lunge in time, what makes you think you can gyrate in time???

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Director: ok guys come up with a word to help you get this ripple down.

The Best Baritone {TM} : *gets everyone to whisper the word beans*

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2 Clarinets quoting the vine: ehehehehehe RYAN

Ryan from across the field: w h a t

(that was like the third time we did that)

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[waytray]

hel p me i’m having Emotions

[lowsodiumlevels]

" my autism levels are going up!!"

" your body built like a cinnamon roll"

" bring your family to an orphanage to flex on em' "

-brandon 2018

[lowsodiumlevels]

" I'd rather drink piss water than shit water"

" u will hav no good harvest dis year"

" u technology is mine"

"I will kill your technology"

" he need a write-" *SLAP*

" MATCH MOODEFUKA"

" NO MATCH MOODEFUKA"

" HOW CAN SHE SLAP-"

- chase and christian 2018

[arcticdementor]

I'd like to see a study on reparations that factors in the disproportionate redistribution of wealth that goes White -> Black instead of Black -> White. Everything from affirmative action, to medical costs, to school grants, to policing, etc. Because it might arrive at a negative number and that would be hilarious. Our study has concluded that America owes Black Americans approximately -$500,000,000.

–“penpractice”

https://ucr.fbi.gov/crime-in-the-u.s/2007

Put the WAR in culture war and bring up the difference in murder and rape numbers. Let's see the calls for reparations for the disproportionate amount of destroyed lives.

If you play stupid games, you win stupid prizes.

Edit: Someone already did what you described.

https://thealternativehypothesis.org/index.php/2016/04/15/the-us-would-be-running-budget-surpluses-if-it-were-all-white/

–“StrictOrder”

The counterargument to things like this is "YOU CAN'T SAY THAT". But the general (if often grudging) acceptance of that was contingent on a detente that has evaporated, a detente that would certainly preclude demands for racial reparations.

–the nybbler

[lowsodiumlevels]

" I'm the embodiment of gluttony"

" he's such a dork, it's gross"

" aquaman, you mean the hot muscular guy in water"

" like how do you miss the toilet, you have to sit on it, WHY IS IT EVERYWHERE?!!?"

" i forgot to sweep the FUCKING STAIRCASE!!"

- Ethan 2018

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