Sep 1, 2018
Hubby: BTW, the family fun day at work tomorrow is superhero themed.
Me: OK so shall i wear my Wonder Woman costume? What are you going as??
Hubby: I think its meant just for the kids Kate!?!
Me: ... :(
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Hubby: BTW, the family fun day at work tomorrow is superhero themed.
Me: OK so shall i wear my Wonder Woman costume? What are you going as??
Hubby: I think its meant just for the kids Kate!?!
Me: ... :(
Outlandish
At Mum's for the night. An advert for Outlander came on. Mum asked if "the other Outlander" was the "man with blue all over his face". She meant Highlander.
A progress report of my mum trying to spell tough shit
Ramblings of a guilty mama; The Tantrum Effect.
Ramblings of a guilty mama; The Tantrum Effect.
Time to take life down a pegs or two, or so the Gods have decided for me today. What started off as a perfect family morning quickly and with little warning, turned sour. This happens sometimes. It’s what I’ve come to not so fondly dub ‘The Tantrum Effect’. The Tantrum Effect starts off with something small, perhaps a word or several that one of the kids don’t like and slowly emanates into a…
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School Daze
One Monday, aged 9, my alarm didn't go off. Mum dragged me out of bed, I had to get ready for school in a last minute panic, Mum drives me because I'm running late. We get to my school and it's closed. Because it was a teacher training day. That's why my alarm wasn't set.
My mother wanted to let me know a letter arrived for me today.
FM(Mum)L #3
When you realise you forgot to put a bag of expressed milk into the fridge and now you have to throw it away. Whoever said ‘You should never cry over spilled milk’ definitely wasn’t talking about breast milk.
FM(Mum)L #2
When your husband goes away on business and sends you photos of the hotel cheese buffet. Meanwhile, you’re running your own cheese buffet, covered in regurgitated babybel.