#munchmunchmunchmunch

[luke-shywalker]

a big brain move is to eat all the snacks in the package, so that later, you cannot be tempted to eat all the snacks in the package, because they’re just simply not there anymore

[modern-inheritance]

*CrrronCHmunchmunchmunch*

Brom, Murtagh and Arya are all sitting against a log, waiting for Eragon and Saphira to land at Camp Run Like Hell From The Empire. Brom is sitting between the two younger group members.

Arya: *eating something from a ration pack* *cracker eating sounds*

Murtagh: *whispers to Brom* Sh…she knows that’s hardtack, right?

Brom: Oh, she’s well aware. She likes it.

Arya: *leans forward to look past Brom and makes steady, deadpan eye contact with Murtagh*

Arya: *slowly lifts another piece of hardtack and bites down on it, slowly munches*

Murtagh: . . .

Murtagh: Alright. This is my life now I guess.

Arya: *leans back, satisfied she has established dominance over the snack food chain*

[dandunn]

Or a rabbit in a cowboy hat?

I drew Milk as a cowboy

I think the goal of this duel would be to eat the other cowboy's carrot before they can eat yours

[accidentalautomaton]

the transmasc swag of eating cheezits

[shlongus]

https://biff.com.au/event/shorts-strand-4/

Trailer :~)))))

[etherical2002memories]

i gotta stop making my fingies bleed bruh

[symphony7inamajor]

sea@wpg 2024.03.05

[iridescentropy]

hozier fans stop being funny challenge. i keep liking your posts because they are so funny and now he is all that i see. not complaining!!!! (slightly complaining) (my internet is only him)