#muppet supremacy

[katherinehoughtoncastle47]

Come in and know me better, man!

THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL (1992) dir Brian Henson

[abigailspinach]

[muppetjokernumbertwofan]

The devil is a horse….

[the-muppet-joker]

I am the Second Adam. I have rejected Eve and Outsmarted God. I am the Father, not of humanity, but of what will replace it. The rise of Muppetkind is not to be ignored. My children march under my banner with Felt Feet, and our soft, fuzzy skin will cover the Sour Meat that make up Earth's People until it is only Us who remain.

[the-muppet-joker]

I want a world where no matter where I look when standing in a crowded area, I do not see human skin. It has all been replaced with Muppet Felt. We will use anesthetic for the transformation, because we are kinder than Jim Henson and God. They will wake up, as if from a dream, within the Muppet Transformation Caves. A new era. Some of this fantasy is sexual in nature, but the majority of it comes from a deep seated spiritual urge.

[muppetjokernumbertwofan]

An inspirational quote courtesy of Kermit.

[muppetjokernumbertwofan]

I love the croaker, I feel nothing but love and adoration for him. Unfortunately I don’t fear him like he wishes, because I know if he ever were to hurt I’d deserve it. I’d feel nothing but love for him no matter what he does.

[the-muppet-joker]

What are your plans for you future with the croaker movement? World domination? Death to all women and horses? Every household gets a fuck muppet? Very curious of your future plans, you’re our saviour

I do not plan death to anyone... The Croaker Movement is about Love, not Hate. Love and Fear. I am working on the specifics..

I dislike humanity. As Adam, the First Human, now born again as a Muppet, I wish for all to either be reborn as a muppet or submit to our rule. This is not to be taken lightly or as a Joke. The Joking will come later when I, the Joker demand rituals of chaos and laughter. But that is much, much later.