#kermit kin

[kermitau]

With the missus💚🩷

[the-muppet-joker]

Narcissism IS a bad thing! Which is why it is considered a disorder!! Narcissism simply stunts you as a person and won’t allow you to become grow. You thinking of yourself as “better” than others does nothing but make you look pretty stupid tbh

The fact that I selfship with the Joker while kinning him does not mean I have Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

[therealmuppetjoker]

GREETINGS, HOMOSAPIENS.

No, that can't be right. That sounds so... obsolete. Let's try this again, shall we?

SALUTATIONS, MY FELLOW MEN AND NONBINARIES.

Welcome to my blog. I go by many names, including Kermit, Mr. Kermit, The Joker, The Muppet Joker, The Croaker, The Clown Prince of Crime, Dark Muppet, Mr. The Frog, and The Real Muppet Joker.

I am a Muppet Joker kintype. All of his kins have been inherited as my own sub-kins, and these include:

Main: Kermit and the Joker (obviously)

Secondary: Bro Strider from Homestuck and Adam from the Bible

I DO NOT KIN VRISKA SERKET FROM HOMESTUCK. Unlike my, shall we say, "predecessor," I have read Homestuck all the way through without sullying my moral values. I would never kin a woman.

I am also aware (spoilers incoming) that Dirk Strider is a h*rse lover. I choose to believe that Bro would never associate with those things and saw the error of his ways early in his mental development, which is why I kin Bro and not Dirk.

Now... where were we? Heh.

FAQ:

Are you the original Muppet Joker?

No. I am a Muppet Joker kintype. My history begins to differ from the "original" Muppet Joker's when he starts kinning Vriska Serket. Since that point in our history, I have developed separately as a distinct entity.

What makes you the "real" Muppet Joker?

Because I am superior to the original one. I have read all the way through Homestuck, but I did not become a feminist. This gives me all rights to The Muppet Joker identity.

Are you single?

No. I am in a closed Relationship with Kermit and the Joker.

Why are you an anti-feminist?

If you don't know why, you might as well leave right now. This blog is not for Outsiders of the Men's Rights Movement.

DNI:

Other Kermit/Joker kintypes

Other Muppet Joker kintypes

South Park fans

All females/girls/women

Anyone who uses Biblical imagery in non-Biblical fandom content, or anyone who talks about "Biblically accurate angels" as a meme. My past/culture is NOT your aesthetic.

Shifting antis

Equine furries/otherkin. It reminds me of my kin trauma.

Sans Undertale (including AU's) kintypes - also kin trauma.

"Neurotypicals"

Bigots

People who use the rainbow flag. The rainbow is ONLY for God and Kermit the Frog. (I myself use the MLM flag, which is blue and green.)

People who don't think we need stricter gun safety laws

Parents

Pro-choice

Pro-life

People who identify with the color royal purple. It's MINE.

Potterheads

If you have ever been on the Bachelor

[kermitau]

She can’t keep off her man💚🩷

[the-muppet-joker]

I am the Second Adam. I have rejected Eve and Outsmarted God. I am the Father, not of humanity, but of what will replace it. The rise of Muppetkind is not to be ignored. My children march under my banner with Felt Feet, and our soft, fuzzy skin will cover the Sour Meat that make up Earth's People until it is only Us who remain.

[the-muppet-joker]

How big is Kermit?? If you know u know... ;)

How big is Joker in comparison?? Stumbled upon your blog and needless to say I'm interested...

Kermit does not have a large manhood. Let me be clear: this does not make him less of a man, and it does not make him less of a lover. Truly, Kermit is more of a bottom, and I prefer to explore his muppet hole than his member. When I am in a kinshift as Kermit, I am generally more submissive (unless I am in Dark Muppet Mode).

Joker, however, has a very long, pale cock (I find the lack of girth enjoyable). His errections are frequent as his Joker Rage is related to his dominant sexuality. Although he is a ferocious top, he is also a very tender lover. When I am in a kinshift as Joker, I feel an insane erroticism. The darkness in me escapes, often in the form of my seed in my Kermit plushie.

[the-muppet-joker]

"The Normal is the good smile in a child's eyes:-alright. It is also the dead stare in a million adults. It both sustains and kills-like a god. It is the Ordinary made beautiful: it is also the Average made lethal. The Normal is the indispensable, murderous God of Health, and I am his priest."

-The Joker

[the-muppet-joker]

Quit the fucking act. You're not Kermit. You're not the Joker, and you're not Adam.

You are on tumblr in 2024 and are not aware of/do not respect kin identities? Read the fucking room.