#murdah

[roebuckinthethicket]

1985 John Gotti hit on “Big Paul” Castellano

[yasiddesign]

Murdah mx5 #mx5 #miata #mazda #alyasid #yasiddesign #murdah #miatagang #topmiata #carart

[shitshowpulps]

For those of you getting out early for good Friday and Passover, enjoy your weekend but remember. Murder Takes No Holiday #Murderino #murdah? #MikeShayne

[faeriesandfables]

benoit blanc saying "murder" is the fuel of giggles

[clockwurk]

How to pop an opp and not get packed up (fictional story based on a movie)

Have no prior online beefs online if you do then make it up with them.

Dont wanna have a digital footprint leading to a provable motive now do we

Once youve done this and insured there can be no motive you can start here

Make sure you do not have a phone or any other electronics with you when you do any of these steps the hams will trace it and you will not beat the case because of this very reason

Find the opposition in question

Watch them from a distance for a good period of time roughly a week or so, so you can learn how they move, walk, act, talk, and where they hang around.

Once you have done this find a good place they hang around that is secluded and doesnt have cameras and all that (behind a store, alleys, anywhere without cameras preferably)

Get black latex gloves a ski aka sheisty and some glasses

Now buy some baggy clothes that cover all visible skin and baggy clothes so they cant see the general shape of your body

Buy these items at different stores or preferable use stuff already in your closet so they cant catch you lacking on them cameras make sure to cover your face without looking sus if you go to a store(hat and glasses and clothes with colors you usually dont wear)

Learn to walk differently choose something that is obvious and would throw off pesky feds

Get your unregistered leaf blower from a trusted seller

Once you have your leaf blower youre gonna wanna scratch the serial number off dont want that on there because the original owner could be looked in to then linked to wherever the seller got it and then they will easily find you

Get a switch from a trusted seller and an extended magazine if this is your first time dont wanna miss now do we

Pop the back tab off your leaf blower and attach your light switch if you dont know how to do this there is yt tuts everywhere

Get a shell catcher if you cant find one just use a plastic bag that has the shell ejector covered by it

Now once youve done this find your opposition somewhere preferably at night

Make sure they are alone dont wanna get aired out on the mission unless youre really with that then in that case it doesnt matter

Now suit up and walk to the spot unless you have an automobile you did not purchase

Walk up try not to look sus as shit or this could go bad

Now up the blower and blam the opposition in to eternal darkness

Take off and run back to your specified safe space make sure no one follows you or any cameras see you going to this location

Once youre there fill up a plastic tub and such with bleach preferably

Remove the magazine from the blower

Drop the leaf blower and the magazine in the bleach bucket and let it simmer for 30 mins to an hour

In this time take a very vigorous shower to get as much fire residue off your skin as possible

Now get on an outfit that doesnt leave any skin exposed wear a shower cap or beanie and some latex gloves

Take the leaf blower out of the tub and vigorously wash it to get all prints and DNA off of it do the same for the magazine

Now once you do this take your clothes in a trash bag and the leaf blower in a different trash bag and load it in to a car

Now drive to an old bridge that nobody goes to

Remove the magazine from the leaf blower

Now chuck the leaf blower as hard as you can in to the lake under the bridge

Take your magazine and chuck it as hard as you can in the oppisite direction off the other side of the bridge

Now drive off to a secluded field and dump all the apparel you used on to the ground now cover it with gasoline and set that shit ablaze

after its done being burned and theres barely anything left preferably nothing take the clothing and put it back in your trash bag fill it with rocks and tie it up

Now drive to another very secluded old bridge not the same one and dump it off the side in to a lake and watch it sink

Now drive back to your house and what not and enjoy your life because the hams are not packing you up for this unless you somehow fucked it up