Legal Fictional Financial Advice and Tricks For Life

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How to dye a pool green without getting caught

Get a drone with a controllable drop mechanism

Buy a concentrated green ball of dye (life-saver ocean dye)

Drive to a far away but in drone distance

Park your car in a densely packed parking lot

Attach the dye to the drone

Fly it over a hotel pool

Drop it in

Fly off into the sunset and rinse and repeat every time the pool is cleaned

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Deftun Software Download Tutorial

Go to your search browser

Type in Deftun

Click the Deftun software site

once youre on the site scroll to download softwares

Download the MSR software for your designate MSR and Operating system

Load it up

Now youre ready to punch it out!

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Card Dump Tutorial

(EXTRA SAFETY) Use a virtual machine (virtual box)

This may not be easy and requires a good set up to run most laptops cant run VMs

Download Onion Browser (TOR)

Load up Onion Browser

Get a fire carding site

Go to dump section

Get checking dump

Use a proxy server or use public connection

Be careful you can get a virus without noticing or any detection

Get cloned cards (Not white blanks very obvious)

Cloned cards can be any old debt card (chase, cashapp, etc.)

Get software

The software you will need is Deftun and an MSR you an order MSR´s on amazon and Deftun is a free software you can just download

You dont need EMV software unless you wanna code the chip(you dont need to do this)

Now that you have the items provided you can start here

Load up the deftun software and have the card near

Swipe the card through 3 times through the MSR to erase the info

Plug in Track 1 & 2 with the info from the carding site

You may have to scratch off the numbers to match the year on the card

Now go to any store of your choice

Make sure to show no fear the clerks will not bat an eye unless you act suspect

Now the card will work and look like a regular card

You can only use the mag strip (black bar on the back of the card)

The clerk will let you swipe the card after you jam the chip

Once it doesnt work 2 times the clerk will let you swipe the mag strip

If the card says declined once you swipe the card then get tf out of there

Try not to look sus and just walk out unless shit goes up then just run

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How to pop an opp and not get packed up (fictional story based on a movie)

Have no prior online beefs online if you do then make it up with them.

Dont wanna have a digital footprint leading to a provable motive now do we

Once youve done this and insured there can be no motive you can start here

Make sure you do not have a phone or any other electronics with you when you do any of these steps the hams will trace it and you will not beat the case because of this very reason

Find the opposition in question

Watch them from a distance for a good period of time roughly a week or so, so you can learn how they move, walk, act, talk, and where they hang around.

Once you have done this find a good place they hang around that is secluded and doesnt have cameras and all that (behind a store, alleys, anywhere without cameras preferably)

Get black latex gloves a ski aka sheisty and some glasses

Now buy some baggy clothes that cover all visible skin and baggy clothes so they cant see the general shape of your body

Buy these items at different stores or preferable use stuff already in your closet so they cant catch you lacking on them cameras make sure to cover your face without looking sus if you go to a store(hat and glasses and clothes with colors you usually dont wear)

Learn to walk differently choose something that is obvious and would throw off pesky feds

Get your unregistered leaf blower from a trusted seller

Once you have your leaf blower youre gonna wanna scratch the serial number off dont want that on there because the original owner could be looked in to then linked to wherever the seller got it and then they will easily find you

Get a switch from a trusted seller and an extended magazine if this is your first time dont wanna miss now do we

Pop the back tab off your leaf blower and attach your light switch if you dont know how to do this there is yt tuts everywhere

Get a shell catcher if you cant find one just use a plastic bag that has the shell ejector covered by it

Now once youve done this find your opposition somewhere preferably at night

Make sure they are alone dont wanna get aired out on the mission unless youre really with that then in that case it doesnt matter

Now suit up and walk to the spot unless you have an automobile you did not purchase

Walk up try not to look sus as shit or this could go bad

Now up the blower and blam the opposition in to eternal darkness

Take off and run back to your specified safe space make sure no one follows you or any cameras see you going to this location

Once youre there fill up a plastic tub and such with bleach preferably

Remove the magazine from the blower

Drop the leaf blower and the magazine in the bleach bucket and let it simmer for 30 mins to an hour

In this time take a very vigorous shower to get as much fire residue off your skin as possible

Now get on an outfit that doesnt leave any skin exposed wear a shower cap or beanie and some latex gloves

Take the leaf blower out of the tub and vigorously wash it to get all prints and DNA off of it do the same for the magazine

Now once you do this take your clothes in a trash bag and the leaf blower in a different trash bag and load it in to a car

Now drive to an old bridge that nobody goes to

Remove the magazine from the leaf blower

Now chuck the leaf blower as hard as you can in to the lake under the bridge

Take your magazine and chuck it as hard as you can in the oppisite direction off the other side of the bridge

Now drive off to a secluded field and dump all the apparel you used on to the ground now cover it with gasoline and set that shit ablaze

after its done being burned and theres barely anything left preferably nothing take the clothing and put it back in your trash bag fill it with rocks and tie it up

Now drive to another very secluded old bridge not the same one and dump it off the side in to a lake and watch it sink

Now drive back to your house and what not and enjoy your life because the hams are not packing you up for this unless you somehow fucked it up

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Wire Fraud Tutorial

Get a bank log from a trusted site (Make sure the info is right)

Do your research the information must be right

Dont sit around trying to get high be on point

Hit a big play dont get packed up for no petty lick

Dont log in through the phone

Get an RDP Server

Change your location to their home(Comes with their IP)

Plug it in the server

Find out if they have verizon or sprit

Then call the company and sim swap that shit

Then you will get the calls and texts they will get

Now once you do this youll have the account

Dont get excited when you see the amount stay on go

Dont wire all the money out just yet theres a certain way you have to do it

Dont fuck up the play

Get a runner you can wire all the money too

Break them off a good amount they gonna want money too

You might need them for another play so let them run in for you

So now you have Sim Swapped, Got a runner, & Got a bank

Some banks be asking hella questions so this might be hard to do

But remember like Dev says its hard being a worker so suck it up

Send the wire out to the runners bank

If you did all these steps itll work like a peice of cake

Now wipe down all the money they made

Now the money is yours unless you somehow fucked this up

Make sure to hit it while you can because the hams quick to burn it

Have a runner inside and tell them to withdraw all the pay

If its a big play (should be)

Have somebody wait outside the bank so they dont run off

Congratulations!! Now you can make them big bucks like the big fish.

Enjoy that cash