#muse: deadpool

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@multimuseforme continued here!

A huff leaves him as Logan finally realizes what he’s been after all this time. The thing was, why was his knife in his side anyway? He doesn’t recall stabbing him nor them even fighting today … but he knows it’s his as it’s branded with his initials. He pulls the knife out of his side abruptly a slight gushy sound fills his ears once the blade is completely free. Without wiping the blood off, he shoves it back in its sheath in his hip. Blood drops softly from the blame and unto his boot but he doesn’t mind it.

“Geez! I’ve been chasing your hairy ass all over this place for this! I don’t even know how it found its way in you like that to be honest … I don’t remember us fighting do you? Because I have no fucking clue and now I’m hella curious! … How long was it sleeping in your side for even..?”

[musedbyalli]

Deadpool Open Starter

"Ooh, and do you think a unicorn is going to show up to fix this problem for you?" While the man sounded sarcastic, he'd be absolutely delighted in a unicorn actually appeared.

[shiftingdreamers-blog]

Sunshine and Ponies - Open Starter

Muse: Deadpool

Connection: Partner, Lover, Crush

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His lets swung over the edge of the bridge as he listened to the music, humming to himself as he drew. “Can’t believe he is making this as a starter. But it ain’t all bad. Get to brush on my artist side.” He held the paper as the sun began to set, “So cliche,” as he doodled with crayons, a rather lewd image of him and another, one he was fond of. “In bed, that is.”

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@sonoftheshield continued X

A soft huff leaves him as he melts deeper into the couch. Perhaps he wasn’t speaking clearly or he was just confusing the guy with the words he chose. Wagging his pointer finger at him, he makes a soft tsk sound.

“Colt, of course there’s other Captain Americas! There are everywhere. What I meant was you’re the only Colt Rogers I’ve seen! There’s plenty of other Wade Wilsons running around the multiverse but you’re THE only one! That’s special man! So, so special and you don’t even realize it!”

Another laugh leaves him as he relishes in the compliment he’s given. He pats the couch cushion beside him inviting his pal to sit, winking back at him.

“Aww! I’m honored really! All those different versions of little ol’ me and I’m your favorite?! Ain’t you just sweeting me up like a cookie cake? Come sit! Relax! All you do is work, work, work! Let little Wade show you how to truly relax!”

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@bdkrp continued here!

A soft chuckle passes his lips, as his body finally finishes repairing itself. A groan of satisfaction leaves him as cracks his neck now as he rocks on his heels back and forth.

“Hah! I … fell from the Avengers tower! I didn’t stick the landing very well, but ehh I’ve been through worse! It was actually kinda fun! Maybe I should fall more often..”

Patting the other’s shoulder gently, he looks around them both as if surveying the area. Smiling underneath his mask, he finally points at a food truck near them.

“Oh! Before I toss myself off anymore buildings, wanna grab a bite to eat? I’ll pay even! I might even have a coupon for free drinks!”

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“ that's not how bodies are supposed to bend. ”

(( a great observation (/silly) addressed to the Pool man x)

Arms bent completely behind him begin to sting slightly as his body starts to snap itself back to normal. A groan, then a soft laugh leaves him as he looks at the other.

“You’re right about that …. If I was a normie BUT I ain’t no normie. My body is able to get bent into a damn pretzel if someone was able to. Shit, I could probably turn my legs backwards if I wanted! Not that I’m going to but..! Maybe I should for science.”

His arms pops softly as they go back to normal. With a soft groan he does mini arm circles to stretch them out.

“Ain’t the first time someone’s reconstructed my body to look like M.angle from F.NAF and won’t be the last either..”

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@cherryfinolahobbes [Continued from Ask]

Wade wasn’t exactly in a bad mood per say, then again who the hell could tell what he could even feel most of the time with how he runs his mouth or chooses to show off his feelings to others. But today was just another boring day of no clients calling in or just of him dicking around cause he’s too busy waiting for some kind of sign that interesting things are gonna happen for him.

“-Sigh-.... Why the fuck did I come out here without my suit on again? My face is itching....” He scratched his distorted face, which he kept hidden with a large hood, and leaned back against the glass window of the bus stop. He was suppose to pick something up at the bar from his friend but why did he suddenly have to take a bus to the edge of town to get it now? Wade never understood the people he hung out with after the accident but he wasn’t much to judge when it came to understanding others. As he stood there, watching the rain fall blissfully, he saw a young woman run up to the bus stop, a bag over her head to keep her from getting wet, which sadly seems to have failed on her part.

“Heh yeah... Weather is nuts for this time of years. No umbrella I can assume?”

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@crossdressingzero [Continued from Ask]

  He stared at her as he listened intently. In reality, she was right, the world viewed them as nothing but its personal play things. People who were to just be fucked with over and over with no seeming end. But, did it really have to be what determined what they chose to do? Did they really have to suffer what the world threw at them all the time? That much he knew was complete bullshit, he wasn’t gonna stand here and take the bullshit life threw at him, she shouldn’t either.

“Kid... I have seen and done things no normal person could really comprehend. From being given a healing factor that keeps be from dying even the most horrible to deaths, to having my very soul cursed by some big blue shitbag just to keep me away from death. But I can say that, this isn’t the life you have to live. You’re no monster or murderer like me, hell you still have your sanity in check compared to me. Is this really what you want? To kill and slaughter?”