#mushrum talks

[mushrumhed937]

Dont you just hate it when you have class at 4 pm and you're in the bathroom at 3:59 and you haven't set up your computer yet but then you get a cryptic text from your best friend and then he starts sending you at least 4 different happy birthday messages all at once but you're like "but it's not my birthday" and then he's like "but it is HERE" and then you remember that oh yeah time differences exist and oh yeah you exist with a birthday and remember that oh yeah tomorrow is my birthday but it's today for my best friend and then you open a massage from your professor of the class that started 5 minutes ago and it says "my cat died this morning so I'm canceling class" and the messages from your best friend and cousin are coming in at the same time you're reading the email from you're professor and you don't know what emotions you're supposed to have because you hate the class but you love the teacher AND HIS CAT YOU SAW EVERY CLASS MEETING AND THE ONLY THING KEEPING YOU FOCUSED AND SANE IN HIS CLASS and you're happy that you're best friend remembered your birthday even you yourself forgot and you're still in the bathroom.

Don't you just hate it when that happens.

[mushrumhed937]

Straying too far from the starting point has its consequences, Hizashi realizes.

It's not like he meant to. he just ended up in that situation, and all he could do was stumble on the path he was being tagged along on. And by stumble, he means fall flat on his face in the rough dirt path.

Really it was all that immortal's fault.

Let's start from the starting point. Yes, it is confusing, but that's what it's called and what hizashi has been calling it all his life. The starting point would be considered the very middle of time and space and something humans couldn't even comprehend. Because the starting point isn't just one thing. It is an all moving part capable of existing anywhere, so to say. That is the simpler version of explaining it, as there is a much more complicated answer to what it truly is.

The starting point in this case is the day that hizashi meets an immortal man. The starting point is the day one man who has been escaping death for... only he knows how long, meets the man that has been chasing and failing at capturing death for... only he knows how long. The starting point is the day Hizashi Yamada, a time traveler, and Shouta Aizawa, an immortal human, meet.

[mushrumhed937]

I have seven problems and none of them are mine, but are in fact other people's problems that I have to manage

[mushrumhed937]

Is anyone else away from their parents from too long and now are hoping back and forth with not taking care of themselves and living like a gremlin, and taking care of themselves like a frantic mother about let their son stay at home because theres rain, and he has a little cough oh my sweat sugar pie of course you can stay home-

[mushrumhed937]

*a minor misunderstanding happens in something I'm reading*

*clenches chest* oh I just aged fifty five years

[mushrumhed937]

When the only thing keeping you from the breaking point was the last part of the chicken on the stove and while you were eating it the oldest of your dogs stole it is what will start my villain era

#today sucked more emotionally than any kind of torture method known to mankind

[mushrumhed937]

Me looking through the merlin tag: it's alive!! The fandom is alive!! Oh, look at thee fanarts of different art styles! Oh, look thee of actual concepts and thoughts! It's aaliveeee!

[mushrumhed937]

Welp, my impulse control is gone. Hope that everyone has a good night's rest cause you're gonna need it the morning of my apeshitness.