#muuuuum

[sidetongue]

the only thing he knows how to do is sit, and he’s super proud of it 

[colourinside]

I just realised that googling something is (for me) the more grown-up version of calling "muuuuum [insert question]" Because now I'm alone and mummy isn't here and I had no one to ask... I feel so grown-up, seriously hahaha

[girlbytoriamos]

my mum lost her wallet again

[hwee-ing]

Are you serious I can hear mum listening to Hello Bi+ches by CL

[lovethebadguy]

Oh, my pyjama pants have a hole in them? I WILL FIX THEM. I WILL TAKE THIS NEEDLE AND THIS THREAD AND FIX THEM! YES! LOOK AT ME! I AM SEWING! I AM ADULTING ALL OVER THE PLACE! LOOK AT WHAT I HAVE DONE! LOOK AT... ...Christ, that looks awful. What was I thinking? I can't sew for shit. My poor pants.

[allinom]

hey here's a thought: shut the holy fuck up

[jessyucka]

mum asked what 'omfg' meant & she doesn't like swearing let alone abbreviated swearing so i said it meant "oh my frigging goodness" & she still flicked my nose )-: