#muwaney

[vesuviannights]

ma’am (can I call you that?? if I misgendered I’m so sorry) I came for the devil Julian and am staying for the everything else. Thank you for your service.

Ma’am, mom, Mommy™, mum, “hOW dArE yOu”, whatever you please. 

Welcome! Please enjoy your stay and know that we are not responsible for The Horny, we just nurture it.

If you look to the left, you’ll see the tally I keep of how many kinks I have awoken in people.

To the right are my weeping victims who want to be railed by the Courtiers.

Upstairs are where we keep the monsterfuckers.

Please do not go down into the basement. 

Also you have arrived in the middle of No Reader Nut November, so be prepared to read nothing sexually satisfying until December 1st. Maybe.

[shit-zu]

reblog with your results himbos 

[ask-doctor-jules]

hi julian i'd like to kiss your nose once a day every day until one of us dies thanks

“..please don’t die.”

[unuwusual]

✄

The muw part comes out cursed

[nbdykez]

4'3

You know technically.... there is four feet and three inches of me..... like there’s more but technically....