[unuwusual]

I opened tumblr yesterday on purpose for the first time in months and it was like when you don’t play animal crossing for a long time and your villagers like forgot who you are and half of them moved and your house has roaches and you owe Tom Nook like 2 million bells or some shit and he married your wife while you were away

[medievaljournalist]

how long have you been alive

they keep me trapped in a gem most of the time so i think 20 or 100000 years

[pangur-and-grim]

introducing Belphegor, my son

[pangur-and-grim]

MY BOY GROWS STRONGER BY THE DAY!

[pangur-and-grim]

LOOK AT HIM!

[pangur-and-grim]

this is the oldest cat in the world

[pangur-and-grim]

my special boy is 6 weeks old!

[pangur-and-grim]

b-b-b-bald.....

(this is normal for Devon Rex kittens, Belphegor is gonna be nude until his adult coat grows in!)

[allegedly-human]

Let's irresponsibly breed a dog together!

this dog will be:

nose

ears

legs

tail

heart

lungs

eyes

pelvis

behavioural issues

teeth

spine

tongue

Voting ended onApr 20, 2024

Share as much as possible that dog gotta be atrocious by the end of the week

[champawattigress]

We're doing great, guys!

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[catadromously]

*holding up my birth certificate* it says I was accessioned directly to the mollusk collection

[nipsu22]

Be afraid. I don't really know where the inspiration and vision came but I think it looks pretty cool and creepy.

[armengoldira]

[drdougdouglass]

[doggofactory]

[slimegirldick]

These are possibly the best tags I've ever seen. Tomato schlorpus indeed

[monatoxin]

girls night <3

[shirtsthatgohard]

[strugglebot]

literally can't stop thinking about handsome boy mushroom

[prokopetz]

They say science fiction never really predicts the future, and yet Captain Picard says “tea, earl grey, hot” in that meticulous way observed only in someone with a slightly unusual accent who’s finally figured out the exact cadence and phrasing their voice activated smart-whatever actually understands and suspects if they allow their tone to vary even one iota it’s going to interpret their drink order as a request for a live ocelot.

[modernbaseball]

Never give in to the flat tummy propaganda

[sludge-wizard]

[t4timekeeper]

[without-ado]

Cutie-pie of the sea (x)

[spike-cannon]

Taking myself on a silly little walk for my silly little mental health

[scaryfaggot]

if anyone needs me,ill be out back. Yeah theyre putting me out of My misery again

[strangestcase]

I think people would armchair diagnose bad people with cluster B disorders much less if psychiatric disorders hadn't all been given names by ableists who of course picked the traits most unberarable to "sane" people to name them rather than, you know, the ways it affects the people that have them. It's like, when doctors are all "this disorder gives you extremely low self esteem. and it's called the Selfish Fucking Asshole Disorder" or "this disorder makes you want to die so bad. and it's called the Hysteric Bitch Disorder" or "this disorder disconnects you from your peers. and it's called the Insane Evil Cunt Disorder" and so on and so forth, so of course you have people going "oh, this person is a selfish fucking asshole, they MUST have Selfish Fucking Asshole Disorder! this further proves that all people with this disorder are like that in the first place!" Do You See It

[strangestcase]

"Psychiatry is an inherently harmful institution" "ummm source?" ok imagine you had an illness that impairs your day to day life. now imagine it was called the Shitty Bitch Disease.