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[masacatki]

anyway, listen to DISTRACTIBLE because it's still monday.

[tired-boyz]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

So I’m writing this story.  in 2043 most of your favourite youtubers have retired. some of their children have taken their place. This story follows Luca and his journey of self discovery and dealing with possession from the egos. (Warnings: Mentions/Actions of Suicide/ Intrusive thoughts, Sexual interaction/conversation)

[masacatki]

“FUCKING BARBARA”

Bonus

[markiplierswhatifs]

Submission. What if...

...It’s PAX time, everybody is very excited; especially the group of Mark, Wade, Bob, Jack, Molly and Mandy (it’s a big group now that I think about it). Anyway, the night before all the activities, the group goes out for dinner and they decide that they’re feeling like having chinese food, because why not. They are having a good time and talking about whatever they talk about when they are all together and eating and all that jazz and when the dinner it’s over and before they pay the bill to go back to the hotel, it’s chinese fortune cookie time!

Just when the waiter brings the cookies, Mandy and Molly have to go to the ladies room, mostly because Wade, accidentally, cover Bob’s wife with soda, a very funny accident.

Anyway, the guys are waiting for the girls so all can read their fortunes together and laugh a bit about what the little cookies have to say, but let’s say that Mark gets impatient and just takes his cookie.

He breaks the cookie and takes the little piece of paper inside of it, ready to read what the future holds for him.

“To prove that your friendship is as hard as steel. You must spend some time in each other’s shoes. But if you fail, there’s not turning back. Stuck you will be until the end of your time.”

- What? – It’s the only thing that Mark has to say about the strange paper – ok, this is odd – indeed it was, especially because it almost seems that the fortune was written by hand.

-   Wow dude, you really got a strange one – Jack says as he looks at the paper that definitly was written by hand.

 -   Yes, the only strange thing it’s that someone thinks that you can fit in my shoes – says Wade

  -  Yes, you are right, they are too small for me… if you know what I mean

The guys start laughing and making fun of the strange fortune that Mark got. It isn’t long until Mandy and Molly return to the table, shortly, everybody read their fortunes and laugh about them, although Mark’s was the only one that was hand written.

Before it got too late, they go back to their hotel and after saying good night to each other, everybody goes to their respective rooms (Bod and Wade share room with Mandy and Molly, respectively, for obvious reasons).

The nights goes smoothly, nothing happens, everybody have a good sleep, but when the alarm goes on in Mark’s room, something feels odd.

Especially for Wade, because Molly is not next to him when he wakes up. Hell, he doesn’t even remember setting his alarm at this hour. When we gets up and looks around, he realizes that he is no longer in his room.

-What the… - just in that moment he realized that the voice that he just hear wasn’t his.

At the same time, in Jack’s room, Mark wakes up and goes to the bathroom, still sleepy. When he enters and looks at the mirror his eyes can’t believe what he is seeing.

Quickly, he turns the lights on and, for his surprise, the one that he is looking at the mirror is Jack, with his eyes and mouth wide open.

Although Mark’s surprise was big, it was even bigger for Jack, when he woke up next to Mandy on bed.

By last, Bob wakes up when he hears the screams of the his friends.

He gets up quickly to check what was going on with his friends (luckily, wade’s room was next to him, the others were acroos the hallway)

On the hallway, the four doors burst open at the same time and the four man were on the hallway, looking at each other without believing what their eyes were seeing. 

-  Holy shit – Bob says

- Wade, what’s going on? – Molly goes out to find out what the hell was happening

-  Darling, I wish I could explain but… I really can’t - Said Wade in Mark’s body

-  Mark, what are you- before Molly could respond to Mark… well, Wade in Mark’s body; Wade, well, Bob in Wade’s body, dragged everybody to his room.

Long story short: a couple hours later of freaking out and panic, everyone was trying to figure out how the hell could something like this possibly happen.

-  Okay, let me get his straight – said Mandy – Bob is in Wade’s body, Wade in Mark’s, Mark’s in Jack’s and Jack is inside my husband.

- Yes, it seems like… you two stop it! – Bob shut at Mark and Jack that were giggling of the last comment.

- Mark this is all your fault! – shout Jack

-  What?! Why?! – Mark was offended for such statement

-  Your creepy cookie made this to us! – respond Jack, he had a point

-  Yes! You bring this to us for making fun of the cookie! – Wade supported Jack

-  Guys, are you seriously saying that a stupid cookie did all this?!

-  Yes! – apparently this was the only option they had, nothing else could possibly explain the situation.

-  But I don’t get it, why Molly and I are not affected by the cookie of Mark?

-  Stop saying it was my cookie!

-  hmm… Maybe because you were in the bathroom when Mark opened his cookie – said Bob

After discussing for a while, they all agree that everything was the fault of the cookie. They came with a plan, the girls were going to go back to the restaurant to find information about the cookie, maybe they would get some answers. Meanwhile, the guys were going to go to the convention, they couldn’t leave their fans.

Now the thing was that they will have to act like each other, especially for the thing that the cookie said:

“…if you fail, there’s not turning back. Stuck you will be until the end of your time.”.

They were not going to take the risk…

The girls will find out the answers of the misterious cookie? The fans will notice that their idols are acting strange? Mark will accept that all this was his fault?

So many questions…. How knows, maybe we will never know the answers.

[be-the-apple-to-my-cherry]

They're beauty

They're grace

They're Miss United States

[markiplierswhatifs]

Bob Day. What if...

...Mark was doing a vlog from L.A, he's been there for a few months, and seems to be enjoying it, but whenever he mentions Wade or Bob you can see that he really does miss them. During the vlog, out if no where you see the door behind him fly open, Mark startled turns round but you see Wade and Bob run over and Bob rugby tackles Mark to the floor, which knocks the camera and you can see them laugh and joke and hug each other. Mark laughs, gets up, straightens himself out and says 'if you didn't see you that was, it was Wade and Bob. Thanks guys'

[markiplierswhatifs]

My name is the-third-not-so-grump, and I think Bob is totally rad.