#mxzie

[maryswaywardson]

Why does my demon only fall in love with people that

Want him dead

Hate his G U T S

Or are capable of killing him

Someone please tell him that's not healthy.

[punishmentismyjob]

Amenakeen - Amenadiel & Mazikeen for @agenttsofchaos @allurredsoulss @mxzie @ & @sysnix

[ballerinaninjachemist]

@mxzie liked for a starter

“My questions never get answered!” The young girl announced, sounding more than annoyed about the whole issue, her mothers extra long shift at work was eating into time she had set aside to deal with a very important issue: the annoying boy at school. “She still hasn’t got back to me about the hitting. Mom said she’d talk to me about when I can hit this boy at school...” trailing off she reached across the counter, picking up another piece of garlic bread and pulling it in half. 

“The teacher said it’s never right to hit anyone but how am I supposed to stop him from constantly taking my food?" Explained why she was eating so much, the poor girl was hungry. “He took my sandwich at school on Monday! So I kicked him, and the I licked his brownie so he couldn’t eat it and I got into trouble - but he was the one that started it. Then he did it again yesterday so I punched him...and then my teacher called Mom.”

[luciferiiisms]

@mxzie

     “Bleeding hell, woman! Would you stop your nagging for three minutes?” Lucifer groaned rubbing his temples with his eyes closed. Them arguing over anything wasn’t uncommon but for some reason Maze seemed to have been particularly annoyed with something he did tenfold today. “Would you also be so KIND to tell me what I did wrong to annoy you today or would you like to continue to yell at me in hopes of me figuring it out?”

[proprietorofluxe]

✈️

“We should take a vacation from our vacation.”  Lucifer chuckled.  “You pick. One of the islands for fun in the sun; or the new Jericho that is Washington D.C. for a bit of r & p?

[chloedeckerlapd-blog]

Boarding school (mxzie)

someone give me a f/f boarding school plot with a sweet girl raised in a christian household but closet lesbian and the school bad girl and they get assigned to each other as roommates yES —

Ella sighed as she stared at her new bedroom and bathroom that she shared with another girl. She was inwardly happy to be attending this boarding school for girls because hello- girls everywhere. She stopped she. She looked over at the decor on the other bed, seeing the black sheets and the red and black decor.

She blinked before turning back to her suitcase to unpack. She paused, hearing the shower stop running and the door opening. Ella turned around to greet her roommate and gasped softly.

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[maryswaywardson]

Dean/Lucifer (fox version)

BROTP MEME | ACCEPTING ON ALL BLOGS

who steals french fries off the other’s plate

Lucifer steals them from Dean quite often, but don’t worry, Dean is slowly plotting his revenge.

who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple

Honestly, probably Lucifer. But when Dean is a demon all cards are off the table and Satan will in fact get a mouthful of demon in return. No fucks given. 

who has to bust or bail the other out of jail

Are you kidding? They’d be sittin’ next to each other like “Well, shit. whose gonna call Jo?” Commence rock, paper, scissors. 

who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues

Lucifer (ironically) is much better at romancing than Dean is. Bonus points that they’re both dating someone the other one has known for a million years, so they can get the down lown on the best tactics to use.

who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes

They both prefer to play fair, winning isn’t the same if you didn’t earn it. (unless its monopoly, fuck that game)

who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk

Dean and Lucifer would always fight about whose on top, tbh.

who starts and who wins the pillow fights

It depends on who is more wasted.

who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush

Lucifer for sure, its always amusing watching the blood rush to Dean’s cheeks. Worst wingman ever.

[maryswaywardson]

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