#my alien lover

[episodechooseyourpregnant]

All of us at the Area 51 raid on September 20th

[episode-escapades]

...this one appears to be having a seizure.

Lemme guess, this is our protagonist.

Wait, what.

Well...

Congratulations on subverting my expectations.

Fuck you for being a bitch about your sister.

You do realise that it’s the shy, introverted girls that are usually monster/alienf***ers right, because they relate to the struggles of being different and ostracised and feel like creatures from supernatural species’ could relate and connect to them because of that?

Totally not speaking from personal experience. Heheh...

Okay what kind of food sounds bitchy...?

[ethanfreakingramsey]

I can't believe they let me end the story marrying both of my loves. The writer really said polyamorous rights huh

Choices style stories that have polyamorous options remain superior those are just the rules

[episodesucks]

Happy pride week babies even tho thinking this way is not very great because you should never pressure anybody to come out and/or react like this because you can never know how much energy it takes for somebody to gather the courage to come out!!! 🌈

[storm-holt]

//My Alien lover//Anyanka//

[episode-escapades]

Food? :D

No... we’re at his house. Introducing Sriracha to your family is going to lift her spirits? Sounds like it’ll just stress her out.

Well you could have made it sound less suspicious then!

I get the feeling Zac’s gonna be listening in on you two... I wonder if the aliens have discovered masturbation?

And yeah, I forgot that Zac doesn’t know that Sriracha knows they’re aliens. We’ve got to be nearing the end now so I doubt he ever will.

I still haven’t seen you acquire any sort of protection. When will you learn?!

Well the joke’s on Sriracha because I’m pretty sure it’s impossible to have sex in an anti-gravity environment.

[episode-escapades]

You ever get so excited that your words turn pink?

I sure do!

NO.

NO!

Dammit I knew it was too soon for me to be hoping this guy was gone. YOU DON’T EVEN COME TO THIS SCHOOL, SETH.

What happened to waiting for her to come crawling back to you? Also do I need to go over the importance of reporting stalkers again?

First of all: Stop tempting me to bring back the Losers counter.

Second of all: *BARF*

Great job Episode, you made me agree with Cindy. Shame on you.

She doesn’t owe you shit, creepo. Thankfully he leaves right after this.

So long as the chapter ends before we go there, I’m fine with that.

[episode-escapades]

*facepalm* Were you two even trying to be stealthy? How did you not notice Asshole Mom?

And then they just leave. I expected Asshole Mom to be more mad about this... but maybe we’ll get to that later.

It sucks that I can totally imagine Sriracha drugging Caden.

LOL how the hell did they miss an error as obvious as this? Did the app get sick of spelling out Sriracha like I have? :P

Ya know... it’s been a while since Seth showed up. Are we gonna make it to the end without him appearing again? Because I would be A-OK with that.

Are you... asking for her blessing? Well I guess Asshole Mom IS off the table.