My Dulcinea (Ch2)
You've been friends with Tyler Durden for years, and find yourself crushing on him. He's always out and about doing things, but you miss having him around. After a few months of not talking with him, you finally confront him about his absence. It, of course, works out in your favor.
Halfway through your little movie date, Tyler shows you he's got other plans.
Chapter 2: Bait & Switch
He got dressed rather quickly. In all the time you’d known him, he’d always taken at least 10 minutes to throw something together. He always looked good, even in his ratty bathrobe, but he thought he’d put in extra effort for you this time. He put on some purple flared pinstriped jeans, and his red leather jacket. He wore a stained white tank top that he’d turned inside out so it looked a little nicer. He laced up his boots about halfway and hurried down the stairs to you. He wrapped his arm around your shoulder and led you outside the house into the dark street.
The two of you walked to a 24/7 diner before heading back to your place. You both drank some coffee and chatted loudly, laughing and slamming the table as you did. You had missed this more than you thought you did. You loved disturbing everyone around you by being overly loud about things you definitely shouldn’t be discussing in public. You loved the looks you got from other people, knowing they wouldn’t do anything about your crudeness. You paid the waitress and tipped her well for not kicking you out, and got back on the road towards your place. He walked on the outside of the sidewalk like a gentleman and kept his hand on the small of your back. He did this before tonight of course, but now it was different. It was all different now.
“What are the plans for your place honey? Is there gonna be another movie involved?”
“There might be..” Because of course that was your plan. You loved watching movies with him because he always had crazy theories about them. He liked to guess how they end, and he was usually pretty damn close. He was easily the smartest crazy person you knew. You thought you might let him pick the movie tonight.
When you got to your place, he took your keys off your belt loop and ran up ahead of you so he could hold the door for you. You were thoroughly flattered, smiling and thanking him with a sweet voice. He walked in behind you like he owned the place, already stripping off his jacket. He danced around you and kneeled by the TV stand as you sat on the couch. He flipped through a couple and ended up picking out Interview with the Vampire. You smiled, because it was your favorite. You smiled because he knew.
He already knew how to set up your TV so it’d play the DVD, so he did it for you as you watched from the couch. He took the remote off the TV stand in front of him and stood up, pressing play before setting the remote back down on the coffee table behind him. He walked around the table and sat on the couch to the right side of you, crossing his left leg over his right while he threw his arm around the back of the couch.
“Want something to drink?” You asked, leaning back a little so the base of your neck rested against his forearm.
“Yeah angel, got any soda?”
“Is mountain dew fine?” You asked him. He nodded and turned his head back towards the TV as you got up. You got two sodas from the fridge and two glasses from the cupboard. You grabbed an ice tray from the freezer and popped some cubes into each glass, putting a little more in his since you knew he liked it that way. You poured the soda into the glasses and left the cans on the counter. Walking back to the living room, you lock eyes with him. He’d been staring at the hall waiting for you to return, paying zero attention to the movie he chose. You handed him his glass, then took a sip from your own before setting it on the coffee table.
The two of you were pretty quiet for the first half of the movie other than your random spewing of fun facts. You’d seen this movie at least 15 times by now, so you’d learned lots about it. By the second half of the movie though, Tyler was pulling you ever so slightly close to him. You knew what he was trying to do without saying anything, so you told him to scoot over a little more. You laid down with your head in his lap, resting your left hand on his knee. He gingerly began to pet your head, playing with your hair and gently massaging your scalp. You could’ve fallen asleep right there, honestly.
And then, as if right on cue, you felt him getting hard against your cheek. You bolted up and stared at him hard, only half amused. The other part was angry at his audacity. All he could do was look away with a shit eating grin on his face. He opened his mouth as if to say something as his gaze shifted to your open bedroom door, his tongue fidgeting with the gap where his tooth was chipped. He closed his teeth before anything though. He looked back at you and saw the annoyance on your face.
“Come on, what now. You mad at me?” He cocked an eyebrow.
“No, Ty, it’s just that you never seemed this into me. I don’t know if i’m just a fuck buddy or what. And I’m not sure where your dick’s been, either.” You said, flicking the ever-hardening bulge protruding from his pants. He groaned, gripping the back of the couch.
“God, don’t do that- You ain’t just a fuck buddy babe, you should know that. I wouldn’t have kept you around like this. Hell, we wouldn’t even be here if that was the case. We’d be at my house or an alley or something. Plus, I wear condoms if I don’t know the person. You wouldn’t catch me doing it raw with someone I didn’t know. I’ll wear a condom if you want?” He tried to seem enticing, like he was making a deal. You thought about it, and decided to make him one back.
“Fine, sure. I’ll fuck you. Under one condition.”
“You won’t be the one fucking me, I can tell you that much. And sure, whatever you want.”
“I don’t want you with other people. I don’t want you fucking other people for the adrenaline rush. If you want something, you come to me. I want you to come to me. I want to be exclusive.” Your stomach churned as you waited for him to say something. God, this was not how you wanted it to go.
“Sure babe. I think you’ll be more than enough to satisfy me. Wanna go put it to the test?” He said, as if it were nothing.
“So.. you mean.. You”ll date me?” You had to ask just to be sure.
“Don’ think I haven’t seen you eyeing me. Our whole friendship you’ve always told me how smart I am, or how profound I am, or how strong I am. You think it didn’t turn me on? Even just a little? Nobody else talks to me that nice. I want you, babe. I’ll be your boyfriend. I’ll be the best damn boyfriend you’ve ever had.”
You were taken aback. He hardly ever got serious like this. He cocked an eyebrow again, waiting for you to reply.
“Promise me.” You said. And with that, he took your hand into his own and planted a kiss against the back of it.
“I promise.” He said tenderly, standing up and offering you a hand. You took it, and he helped you to your feet. He led you to your own room, already unbuckling his jeans with his free hand as he walked away from the still-playing movie. He tossed his belt into the nearest corner and grabbed at the hem of his shirt. You did the same, swiftly helping him take it off. His tanned body was fucking perfect. You’d seen it before, sure, but never this close. Never in this context. He tossed his shirt into the same corners you sat down on the edge of your bed.
He turned back towards you after throwing his shirt, and you pulled him onto you by his belt loops. His weight on top of you made all the blood in your head go south. He groaned again as he held onto your waist, his nails digging into your skin. It made you moan, and as soon as you’d opened your mouth his tongue slipped in. He licked your teeth, which you found oddly really hot. You tugged on his hair, feeling his warm & sweaty scalp. Again, it was Tyler, so it was attractive albeit a little gross. He pulled away and quickly flipped you on top of him. Thoroughly enjoying the manhandling, your face turned a pretty shade of red. You tried to hide your face in your hands, but Tyler grabbed each of your wrists and held them tight at your sides.
“Don’t hide from me now, angel. Come on, I wanna see your face.”
You were in for a wild fucking ride.









