#my failure

[bebioubaba]

Did you bake a cake for your dad's birthday, Rami? 🎂 🥳 🧑‍🍳 🐿

BWEO EBE BEBIOUBABA!!! BEBWEB BE IWBWEB IBWEIBA IBWBEI BEBI!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[T/N]: Jjoongrami tried very hard but eventually spent the day stuck in a mixing bowl. The translator rescued Jjoongrami after the suspicious quiet alerted them to his distress.

[postersbykeith]

[festering-cadaver]

[voicelesslittlemermaid-blog]

We All Need

We all need some time Time on our own To understand who we are

We all need some time Without other humans who are whispering their versions of life and humans into our ears to figure out our own version

Pure and pristine

Listening to the songs of the birds and the rustling grass beneath our feet

We all need some time to dive into our own minds and talk to ghosts and demons to figure out what they want and what we need

We all need some silence, waiting for the ghosts to come, waiting for ghosts to retell us all our oldest stories and the worst mistakes

We all need some time to learn to forgive ourselves and keep on living hand in hand with our ghosts

[rationalkuroshitsuji]

Things they should have taught us in Japanese class but didn't: Perforated toilet paper is very rare in Japan. Instead, everyone has these little paper covers that you use to press down and pull to rip the paper neatly. Unfortunately I'm terrible at this and can never get the paper off neatly, so I'm always thinking about the next person to use the facilities who must think I have no idea how to use toilet paper.

[bebioubaba]

Be be ebbe bwe :( 🐕

[rationalkuroshitsuji]

Things they should have taught us in Japanese class but didn't: Perforated toilet paper is very rare in Japan. Instead, everyone has these little paper covers that you use to press down and pull to rip the paper neatly. Unfortunately I'm terrible at this and can never get the paper off neatly, so I'm always thinking about the next person to use the facilities who must think I have no idea how to use toilet paper.

[leonsrightarm]

i watched the vvitch and the woman in black (2012) back to back yesterday and i feel like i just got the contextless examples from someone's thesis on horror genre types. they are just so wildly different on every level it feels strange to lump them together in the same category.