Some Headcanons No One Expects.....
Imma do this because it's so frickin' hilarious and I can't help it. Hope you enjoy.
Got ticked off with sewing due to his fingers being to big, so he either knits or crochet
Made a detailed woodcarved sculpture that looked like Janet Jackson and keeps it tucked away in his room
Gets extra cranky when hes sick, so much so he talks back to Splinter and gets sent to the Ha-Shi for hours
Still sucks his thumb in his sleep, discreetly
When hes benching, he growls and grunts so loud his brothers think hes with his girlfriend
A kid called him 'fat' one day, he sulked for an entire month
He won't admit it, but he has a foot fetish (I will stand by that)
Sometimes farts when hes working out and blames it on Mikey if he senses his brothers nearby
When he was young, he went topside and got into a fist fight with a kid that called him a 'punk.' Knocked the kid out cold
Though Donnie gets on his nerves, he WILL NOT punch him in the face (would you hit a person with glasses on🤓🥸😎?)
Has a collection of punching bags stored in his room so he doesn't have to go to the dump to find more
Thinks the beef between Vin Diesel and The Rock is childish
Flipped out on Mikey when he threw what he thought was a baseball, but turned out to be a thoroughly wrapped diaper
Had a crush on Paula Abdul and Laila Ali, stashing a few photos of them under his bed
Has another stash of pictures of strong women with biceps that barely compete with his
Peed the bed as a kid and the only one who knew was Master Splinter
Can secretly sing, only to himself or Splinter
Imagines squeezing Queen Latifah's behind after watching 'Beauty Shop'
Can't stand horror movies. Especially the ones where the victims makes the dumbest mistakes
Threw Donnie across the lair after recalling what he did to the pop tarts!
Has a love-hate relationship with Halle Berry's Catwoman
Found a cosmetology head in the trash and started doing it's hair as another form of therapy, currently experimenting with braids, dreads, and cornrows
Changed from tassles to shorts because a thug ripped them off of him leaving him exposed
Squeaked when a lady he saved called him cute, later gave Mikey the 3rd degree for teasing him
Drools in his sleep just as bad as Mikey
Does seductive dances in private as another form of exercise, he will shrink if his brothers found out
Listens to Pony by Giunwine while he beats his meat
Thinks he can take on Compton just like he can take on Manhattan
Loves the Opera, it moves him emotionally, especially Leontyne Price and Luciano Pavarotti (will go on a rampage if that gets out)
Rough houses with Casey even when hes not supposed to, Casey provokes him
Tried to teach Raph and Mikey the ways of the Bushido and is immediately dismissed
Doesn't like exposing his feet because hes embarrassed about his toenails
Hates brussel sprouts with a passion
Has a fear of snakes, which is weird because hes a reptile. Silently overcoming it
Gets his bonsai trees from the trash, found it insulting that someone would throw them away
Fantasizes about sunbathing on the beach in the nude
He's a reader, so book genres would include anything with poetry, history, thrillers, classic literature, and philosophy
Was intrigued with BDSM but changed interest when it came to candle play and fluffy cuffs
Humors Mikey with Sumo wrestling
Jerked off once, felt disgraceful afterwards
Tripped over Mikey's shell one time in their game of Buck Buck
Likes Jasmine and Green Tea, no sugar but honey if he has it
Prefers essential oil diffusers
Enjoys the scent eucalyptus and lemons
Makes homemade air fresheners
Used baby oil for his shell one day and regretted it later when Donnie pointed out the visible bacteria growing on his shell
Gets inspiration from Jet Li, Bruce Lee, and Jackie Chan
Goes through meditation pillows quicker than Mikey goes through toilet paper
Watched Rosewood, couldn't sleep for days he was so shattered. Even more so that it was a true story
Dreams of being twerked on
Has sexual fantasies about Lucy Lui
Watches 'Couple Things' with Barbie & Ken on Youtube when hes bored
Snitched on his brothers numerous times in their youth
Goes over his one liners in the shower
Has a love for rom-coms and Sci-Fi. True Stories are his bread and butter
Respects Heavy D and his music, tried to dance like him and got caught by Mikey and Donnie
Torn between Xscape and SWV
Destroyed an NSYNC album after Mikey kept playing it all over the lair
Watched the entire Naruto franchise, yet struggled to get through Boruto
Likes the Knicks but loves the Harlem GlobTrotters
Cannot stand Afro Samurai. He pities his origins but cannot agree with his lust for blood
(Not to mention all that bloodshed over a piece of cloth)
Hes more of a Samurai Champloo type
Prefers ice coffee over hot coffee on occasions
Had a folder for hentai, then deleted when it stopped affecting him
He has seen and heard so much that very little surprises him
Rearranged Raph's Playlist on his MP3 after Raph broke his welder
Rarely gets into arguments with Mikey, but when he does, they settle it through video games
Hates sex toys with a passion, thinks they're stupid and a waste of money
Takes him longer to find pants because his legs are longer
Has VR goggles and uses them to escape to his fantasy land
Has a picture of Trina taped to a pillow he kisses and humps at night
Gets tempted to build a time machine but decides against it due to the risks of altering space and time
Tried to outsmart Splinter in BlackJack, paid for it mentally
Wondered what it'd be like to take on Shaquille O' Neil in a game of 1 on 1
Envsions himself being intimate with both Dominique Fishback and KeKe Palmer
Will not play Little Nightmares again after what Six did to Mono, refuses to play the new one
Watched Tank Girl and read the comics, thinks its the most mediocre thing hes ever done
Has a secret compartment in his lab that houses his finest sketches
Knows Euler Identity by heart
Has access to websites we wish we knew sooner
Accidentally looked in on a woman changing, struggled to focus for a week
His inspiration comes from Albert Einstein more than Stephen Hawking
Has a secret notebook he draws in filled with anime women
Enjoys reading National Geographic magazines
Hates tattoos but didn't mind putting ink on his brothers when they asked
Does not get grossed out if he has to dig in the garbage
Despises Prince ever since Mikey played that 'Kiss'
Uses his bed as another seat than actually sleeping on it
Animes that stick out to him the most:
Doesn't wear chapstick so hes always licking his lips
Talks more than Mikey when a girl starts flirting with him
Used his shed skin as a way to decorate the lair for the holidays
Scratches his butt, his crotch, picks his nose, then eats with the same hand afterwards
The only times he'll clean up is with women or a special occasion
As a kid, he used to wipe his snout on his brother's shells
He snores in his sleeps, then acts like he doesn't when it's brought to his attention
He tried on women's underwear and immediately regretted it, no longer wears draws
Has beaten his brothers in sparring multiple times
Was jealous of Howard the Duck during the bedroom scene
Loves pizza with anchovies, does it so he can have the whole thing to himself (his brothers hate anchovies)
Brought a baby skunk back, thinking it was a kitten, got himself and his brothers sprayed and soaking in a tub of soap, vinegar, and baking soda for hours
Leo wasn't the only one to accidentally drop pizza on Splinter's head🤭🤭
Peaking out of the storm drain one day, he found himself looking under a woman's skirt
Struck gold when he found a very rare comic book, has kept it out of sight ever since
Has snuck out of the sewers more than Raph
Pictures himself snuggling Eve's chest (the rapper)
When things get edgy in the lair, he sings Lovin' You by Minnie Riperson's. The lair goes silent
Thinks he can do Eddie Murphy's job in Nutty Professsor way better
During a trip to the dump, he found a ventriliquist dummy and it creeped him out
(He swears on his shell the thing moved)
He'll pee anywhere because hes that nasty and doesn’t care
Lost his shorts the first time he tried out his rocketboard
His shell necklace broke into pieces, found a gold chain and called it his new bling, new drip
Of all turtles, he causes the most grief to Splinter and Leonardo
Found a can of fart spray floating in the sewers, he decided to prank Raph but the plan went wrong when he crushed it. Getting it on himself and flooding the lair
Tried to keep a possum as a pet, Leo was not having it
Went to a Nicki Minaj concert, nutted in his pants
He is terrified of clowns, yet hes the biggest one in the group
Sniff checks his cloaca (one of those scratch and sniff things)🙄🙄
Still uses Donnie's peashooter on Vern
Took Donnie's glasses as a joke, put them on, had a headache for hours
Has a picture of Monique in his room, practices his kissing skills on it. Got caught by all his brothers
They all have flatulent problems, whether farting or burping
They all cried during Titanic
Get into heated debates over different comedy shows
Leonardo: Seinfeld or Friends
Once in a while, they'll tolerate each other enough to meditate together
All of them had their butts savagely whipped by Splinter's tail
They rough house when they get extremely bored and wreck the place
They've all had their private time in Donnie's truck
They think condoms are a joke (Seriously! What piece of material will fit around these dude's junk? I'll wait🤣🤣🤣)
Have walked in on each naked numerous times
Want to visit Ripley's Believe It Or Not Museum
They traded masks one time just to see if other colors would work, it didn't🤷🏿♀️🤷🏿♀️
Donnie and Leo are the most intense during training
Became paranoid after watching Stephen King's: It and The Shining
All of them went to Splinter's room to sleep when they were toddlers
All of them have stepped on Splinter's tail at least once
All subscribed to Food of Fiction on Youtube
Shared a crush on a famous social media influencer
They challenge each other in beatbox battles, with Raph coming out on top
Got aroused watching the cheerleaders dance at halftime during the Knicks game
Had caviar and enjoyed, until Donnie ruined it by telling them what it really is
When they were young they used to throw sludge at each other, then stopped when they realized what it truly was🤢🤢
Sometimes uses the junkyard as their personal playground/training grounds
Popped in on April unannounced many times
Watch the entire series of Deadly Women, having a strong respect for April and women in general
