Mala-Isaac/Rick
..... there are far, far too many things wrong with this ask. 'Mala-Isaac' implies they are both the same person, and going with that assumption, everything is suddenly wrong in the world. That idiot is supposed to be dead. The Blowhard is not supposed to ever be able to find anyone, either. Nobody should be desperate enough to date that thing.
Neither of them should be waking the other up with kisses. Both should die alone and miserable, or, in one of the cases, remain dead.
Food is too good for either idiot. Neither can be the one to cook if there's nothing there.
Both of them should be midday people, so this Fact Sphere can see as little of them as possible.
Neither of them are romantic, though the Blowhard would be less romantic. His attempts to pick this Fact Sphere up were appalling.
There is no way he is thinking enough into this to figure out who would top. He doesn't even care to think of who would lead when dancing, or who would be the most snuggly. Absolutely none of this is worth dwelling on.
They would be too stupid to figure out how to find everything and set it all up to watch a movie, so who picked the intended movie isn't important.
All respectable venues would ban them on sight, so neither of them would be able to pay for dates. That's giving the generous assumption either of them would have the funds to pay in the first place.
If it keeps them out of the class and away from this Fact Sphere, either of them can instigate their revolting 'meetings'. It doesn't matter so long as they're gone.
