that 70s show ask meme ! pt. 1
eric foreman;
' and i’ll just curl up in the fetal position and think about pancakes. ‘
‘ i can’t count on much in this crazy world but i can always count on you. ‘
‘ you are such a whore. ‘
‘ mom, we talked about this. i’m not a boy anymore. i’m a man. ‘
‘ but i don’t want to go outside. there are people out there. ‘
‘ prison isn’t an option for me, okay? i can’t pee in front of other people. ‘
‘ sticks and stones may break my bones, but ___ nailed your sister. ‘
donna pinciotti;
‘ i pity you because you’re dumb. ‘
‘ i think i need advice from a woman in a relationship not built on blackmail. ‘
‘ so it turns out that my super-sensitive-guy boyfriend wants me to be a baby machine. what a dillhole! ‘
‘ you know, being here in your bed. on your... spider-man sheets. makes me feel so ready, so willing. ‘
‘ little red riding BITCH! ‘
‘ your dad's an ass and you're an ass because the ass doesn't fall too far from the asstree! ‘
‘ i like showing my butt. i like to show it and i like to shake it. ‘
michael kelso;
' if ham’s canadian bacon, then what the hell do you call bacon? ‘
‘ a wedding without a trampoline? that’s crazy talk. ‘
‘ you can’t see it but i’m flipping you off right now! ‘
‘ well damn, ___! i can’t control the weather! ‘
‘ i don’t wanna blink, ‘cause i’m afraid to miss even a second of your cuteness. ‘
‘ we might not be the perfect match, but i really, really like you. and i think maybe us having this baby together is, like, fate. ‘
‘ i went to a stag film. but then it turned out that there weren't any stags at all. it was just naked people having sex. go ahead and punish me. ‘
jackie burkhart;
' i’m going to go out, meet some boys, and crush their hearts one by one. ‘
‘ no, no, no. you just don’t move on from ___. i’m like the bottle, you need a twelve-step program to break my spell. ‘
‘ look, if i could run across the beach into my own arms, i would. ‘
‘ and if somebody doesn’t tell me i’m cute in the next five minutes, i’m gonna scream! ‘
‘ he called me ugly on the inside and the outside. i’m sorry, but he’s just wrong about the outside part. ‘
‘ i don’t have feelings for him. i just hate that bitch for makin’ him happy. ‘
‘ you know what? you choose. kiss any girl that you want. ‘
steven hyde;
' no, no, man. there is no way i'm going on a date with your ex-girlfriend who's now my girlfriend and your new girlfriend who doesn't want to be your girlfriend, but is pregnant with your child. that's like, hillbilly territory. ‘
‘ hey, if god didn’t want me to wear this shirt so much, he wouldn’t have made them rock so hard. ‘
‘ you know, __, you should write a book. things my father threatened to put in my ass. chapter one: his foot. ‘
‘ everything you think the government aren't doing, they are doing, the only thing they didn't do was land man on the moon, spielberg shot the whole thing in a hollywood movie set, that's how he got the job for jaws! ‘
‘ __, i've been thinking about your problem with __. after hours of careful consideration, it still makes me laugh. ‘
‘ man, i can't wait! a trip to my favorite place. anywhere but here! ‘
‘ well, I'm done with __ and i feel like a guy who had a 95 pound mole removed. a 95-pound, donny-osmond-loving, shoe-shopping, ice-capade-attending mole. ‘
fez;
‘ cake is good, but you cannot have sex with cake. ‘
‘ sometimes when i’m alone, i just love to cuddle. ‘
‘ why don’t you go down to i don’t care street, make a left on get out of my life boulevard, and take the express bus downtown to suck it! ‘
‘ an apple? where’s my candy you son of a bitch! ‘
‘ oh please, i’m a hot-looking, smooth-talking, frisky-assed son of a bitch! ‘
‘ nothing says christmas like a big, green grinch ass! ‘
‘ i said good day! ‘
