#mychats

[kurzeewigkeit]

[pennydaddywise]

My life now

Pennywise: Popcorn! That’s my favorite because they pop. Pop, pop, pop, pop!

Me: *pauses* Oh! Just like my  🍒.

Pennywise: 

[beeezie]

Their relationship was built on snark.

Astoria: You have terrible taste in people.

Draco: So do you.

[elennemigo]

What the Ancient One said: I pushed your astral form out of your physical form.

What I always hear: I pushed your ass out from your physical form.

[wendychuu]

lucy: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot

natsu: fire cannot kill a dragon

[ladymatt]

Talking about effort....

Alec: So....w-was I-I Okay?

Magnus: On a scale of 1 to 10? How good was it?

Alec: *bites lip and nods*

Magnus: *smiles* Off the charts!

Alec: *smug 'pretty boy' face*

[kurzeewigkeit]

[pennydaddywise]

After watching IT:

Friend A: This movie was so good, I freaking loved it, you rarely see performances this good in horror movies nowadays.

Friend B: I agree. The director really hit IT out of the park. I can't wait for Chapter II.

Friend C: Yeah, but now I am scared of clowns more than ever. I might ask my parents to let me sleep in their room tonight. And what about you? Did you like it?

Me: *holding my breath* I think...Pennywise was cute.

Friend A & B: *staring at me wide-eyed*

Friend C: It's always the silent types...