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“my child is completely fine” ma'am your child is searching up slasher smut on tumblr

I forgot about your bio, so when I saw that candle offering you reblogged I was like ANOTHER WITCHY FRIEND?? *grabby hands*

Omg yessss! A witchy slasher fucking friend 😂

18 53 and 86? :3c

18. When did you have your first kiss?

13 years ago...When I was 21 on an overpass in the middle of the night with a punk rocker that was 10 years my senior.

53. If you could change/add something to your appearance - impossible or not - what would it be?

Well, I’m working on losing weight and getting buff af, so I guess my nose? I’ve always found it to be big and ugly :/ Also horns would be rad.

86. Would you use death note, if you had one?

Yup, definitely.

Classic Fanfiction Tropes

Loving your best friend secretly or slowly falling in love with the enemy

Flirting with the professor or accidentally hooked up with the boss

Sneaking off to meet the handsome knight or admiring the prince from afar

Friends with benefits or fake dating

Late night conversation about the past or small talk in the morning?

Sharing the bed or stuck in the same place together?

Drunk confessions or avoiding them to hide your feelings

Night rides with the biker gang’s leader or lavish shopping spree with the mob boss?

Teasing the grumpy bodyguard or disobeying the dom sugar daddy

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Coco's eraser:

phone: *rings*

greta: hello?

brahms: is this the krusty krab?

my first thought when taking these was “billy lenz would wear this”

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