Jul 13, 2019
I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING FUCKING HILARIOUS ABOUT MY ZELDA OC
So Mynos Rhadamanthys is my take on the Poe Collector and he’s a drunk ghostly one-eyed old Sheikah who used to be Hyrule’s James Bond, but now is old and dead and living in ruins with his poes like a hobo crazy cat lady.
He’s about 400 years old.
You know who else is about 400 years old? KOUME AND KOTAKE.
When Mynos was young and handsome, he was on missions in many different places... and had quite a few sexual encounters. Hyrule’s James Bond.
HE’S FUCKIN GOING ON A TANGENT ABOUT HAVING BEEN SEXY ONCE IN FRONT OF THE TRIFORCE TRIO AND HE MENTIONS IDENTICAL TWIN SISTERS FROM GERUDO VALLEY AND THE REALIZATION HORROR STARTS FUCKIN HITTING GANONDORF LIKE A FREIGHT TRAIN
