#myroommate

[eraser-bites]

krussy

krill pussy

[corinneisverycool]

does tumblr like glee. am i allowed to talk about it.

[virginhater]

having roommates is a beautiful experience

[isure-hopeso]

What Has Finals Done To Us?

Jacki: Would anyone like a cookie? Hailey: I would like the swift and sweet release of death, please.

[isure-hopeso]

Hailey: If it looks like a duck... and it walks like a duck...

Me: Could be a goose.

Hailey: NO. That is much worse. That’s just a larger, more flamboyant duck.

[isure-hopeso]

Technically speaking, a whole cake is still only one piece of cake.

My Roommate

[isure-hopeso]

Everybody's rhomboids are fucked.

My Friend, J

[eraser-bites]

my roommate just put the cat in the fridge it’s so hot