#myshitok

[isakwaldenbeck]

i do love dip and pip reclaiming the narrative every week by seeing the shit we're talking about and shutting us the hell up.

like "you losers freak out because we use 'babe' or whatever when we're literally calling each other stupid" and "you dumbasses talking about us marrying each other IT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN"

like, go kings, shut us the hell up, call us out, 100%

but also... you're literally together 16 years and 4 apartments later with your phorgage and your phodcast and your collective brand... like drag us all you want, you're still living the married life and it's still the best thing that's ever happened to ALL of us so... collective win, paper from the city or nah, who gives a fuck

[stilltheoneirunto]

Here you got some memes I made. Please enjoy and I hope you use them. I know I will. 

[isakwaldenbeck]

This is hilarious and I didnt remember it existed 🤣

[isakwaldenbeck]

Sotus S episode 8 should be called "Kongpob is so horny for his boyfriend he looks at him like he wants to eat him". Like omg I FELT UNCOMFORTABLE, like geez, if I was there I'd want to leave the room 😅

[isakwaldenbeck]

I saw a post about how it must feel amazing for phil to go on socials and just find a million posts about your bf looking at you adoringly and can I just ask: why are people still surprised that phil's self-esteem is so high?

Like first of all look at him? He looks like that?

And also he's an original My Space emo twink and an iconic OG youtube pioneer who not only made amazingly creative content on a platform that would become huge and built an entertainment empire there but also really played the game with that rizz and got himself the cutest softest loveliest boyfie that was and STILL IS so smitten with him even all these years later after everything they've been through, after over a decade of open cupboards and cereal theft.

I wish I was amazingphil, I wish I had half the power he has, getting myself a man that is so in love with me that he calls himself MyName Trash #1 and brags about how well he knows me to anyone that will hear and gets me the alternative advent calendar when I cant have chocolate and 'breaks video rules' to get me an increible dessert because my most hated thing was chosen when I love dessert and im upset rn :(

[isakwaldenbeck]

"No more phivorce"

yes, that sound is me crying so what

[isakwaldenbeck]

I'm reading Mo Dao Zu Shi and at first I found it funny how Wei Wuxian has this 'act now think later' philosophy...

Until I got to the part where it's explained that he created the Yin Tiger Tally and after he used it once he was like: "shit, was this a mistake?"

Yeah, bruh.... maybe chill with the impulsiveness before you get yourself killed. Oh wait.

[isakwaldenbeck]

I love my chaotic bisexuals making their crushes squirm at the library